Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 8513 Keith Flint, 25, c (156 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8972 Prince Kudakwashe Musarurwa, 22, c (66 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8899 Elle King, 21, c (11 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -10.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8814 Justin Rice, 23, 1b (160 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8236 Piper Laurie, 27, 2b (284 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8606 Elena Caņero-Reed, 26, 3b (249 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8310 Sara Bareilles, 28, ss (398 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8660 Milo Greene, 24, ss (69 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8623 Zak Starkey, 24, lf (228 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8797 Christian Rudder, 21, lf (11 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8985 Prince Rogers Nelson, 22, cf (88 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, 15.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8665 Rosanne Cash, 23, rf (229 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 8.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8075 Emrakul the Aeons Torn, 28, sp (1167 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8511 Lizzo, 24, sp (685 IP, 11.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8373 Billie Eilish, 27, sp (647 IP, 2.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8817 Carlos Santana, 24, mr (104 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8262 Derek Trotter, 28, rp (263 IP, 10.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8319 Ginger Baker, 27, rp (192 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8576 Christina Aguilera, 26, rp (181 IP, 5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8669 Julian Lennon, 24, rp (91 IP, 9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8989 King Princess, 21, rp (15 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8590 Jason Starkey, 24, 1b (180 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8539 Judah Bauer, 24, 3b (85 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 21, sp (66 IP, -0.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8865 Bruce Springsteen, 21, 2b (51 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -6.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8711 Keith Moon, 23, cf (42 GP, -6.4 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9060 Jack Johnson, 18, 3b