Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 8351 Sy Ableman, 24, c (205 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 8656 Pippa Black, 21, 1b (93 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8407 Robert Maschio, 24, 2b (255 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8939 Ned Flanders, 21, 2b (43 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 13.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8644 Jonathan Howard, 24, 3b (203 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8436 Marcus Johns, 23, 3b (41 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40)
• 8468 Max Carver, 23, ss (171 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8723 June Allyson, 22, ss (22 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8837 Missy Peregrym, 20, ss (16 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8318 Mr. Beaver, 25, lf (247 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8430 H'chtelegoth, 24, lf (216 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
• 8187 Sam Fox, 26, cf (284 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8572 Steven Moffat, 24, cf (192 GP, 6.1 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8116 Annie Easton, 27, sp (513 IP, 3.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8175 Jennifer Connelly, 28, sp (471 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7957 Heraclitus, 28, sp (356 IP, -2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8759 Kristen Schaal, 22, sp (199 IP, -1.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8788 Pete Buttigieg, 22, sp (194 IP, 4.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8381 Trufflehunter, 23, sp (182 IP, -9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8148 Selma Blair, 26, rp (198 IP, 0.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8445 Peter Morley-Souter, 26, rp (189 IP, -0.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 8289 Billie-Jo Skeleton, 27, cf (212 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 8666 Chuck Connors, 24, cf (126 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, -9.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8870 Michael Trucco, 21, ss (30 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8952 Bart Simpson, 21, rp (12 IP, -2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8956 Moe Szyslak, 19, ss (who?)
• 8806 William Atherton, 23, rf (who?)