Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 7678 Tchaikovsky Cantalicio, 34, c (611 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40)
• 8153 Malvolio, 31, c (412 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8206 Beatrice Horseman, 29, c (326 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8050 Michael Cooper, 30, c (275 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8480 Angelica Buenaventura, 23, c (55 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -4.6 ORAP/40)
• 8625 Pussy, 22, c (20 GP, 4.8 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8983 Moira Rose, 19, c (who?)
• 9037 St. Cornelius, 21, c

Infielders:

• 8154 Mary Magdalene, 28, 1b (377 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8268 Y'golonac, 29, 1b (352 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40)
• 8754 Strax, 24, 1b (42 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -9.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8995 Peter Crouch, 22, 1b (9 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -17.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8832 Cindy Crawfish, 20, 1b (5 GP, -4.0 DRAP/40, -16.8 ORAP/40)
• 9042 The Kandy Man, 19, 1b
• 9010 Naomi Watanabe, 17, 1b
• 7717 Agrus Kos, 33, 2b (504 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 7879 Leon Uris, 32, 2b (452 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8276 Mystikal, 28, 2b (304 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8752 Ed Westwick, 22, 2b (26 GP, -18.8 DRAP/40, -14.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8984 The Lady of the Mountain, 22, 2b (20 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -6.8 ORAP/40)
• 9017 Judy Hitler, 17, 2b
• 8127 Jochebed, 31, 3b (470 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8161 J. D. Salinger, 31, 3b (377 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8257 Peter Pevensie, 26, 3b (304 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8646 Meaghan Waller, 22, 3b (71 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -7.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7342 Simon Burke, 35, ss (636 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7724 Zachary Andrew Kornfeld, 33, ss (606 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40)
• 7952 Eugene Levy, 31, ss (559 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 7934 General Booty, 32, ss (482 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 7746 Missy Elliott, 32, ss (438 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8697 St. Anicetus, 23, ss (92 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)
• 8664 Melody Pond, 22, ss (67 GP, -4.7 DRAP/40, -7.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8071 Kyle MacDonald, 28, lf (289 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8757 St. Eleutherius, 21, lf (37 GP, -6.3 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9077 Johnny Karate, 19, lf (5 GP, -24.8 DRAP/40, -13.6 ORAP/40)
• 8993 Andromache, 20, lf (who?)
• 7852 George Mikan, 33, cf (476 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8000 Atilla Freska, 32, cf (470 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40)
• 8195 Lil Romeo, 29, cf (284 GP, -3.0 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8212 Sarah Jane Smith, 29, cf (221 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9032 Raheem the Dream, 17, cf
• 9015 St. Fabian, 19, cf
• 7707 Mrs. Conclusion, 33, rf (578 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40)
• 7666 Jerusalem Monday, 33, rf (570 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40)
• 8386 Michael Kojo Essien, 28, rf (332 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8954 The BFG, 18, rf (who?)
• 8991 Kyle Craven, 18, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 7883 Weeping Angel, 33, sp (1173 IP, 9.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7660 Dr. Winston, 35, sp (1081 IP, 9.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 7756 Kemba Walker, 33, sp (1056 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8175 Jennifer Connelly, 29, sp (515 IP, -5.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7957 Heraclitus, 29, sp (356 IP, -2.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8878 Rhonda Mumps, 20, sp (128 IP, -24.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8662 Erich Warsitz, 24, sp (93 IP, -21.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8772 Arnaldo Tamayo Méndez, 21, sp (91 IP, -19.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8786 Cupe Robinson III, 20, sp (52 IP, -37.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8933 Johnny Rose, 19, sp (33 IP, -57.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8979 Alexis Rose, 19, sp (8 IP, -106.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8875 The Ood, 19, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 8441 Elka Ostrovsky, 26, mr (240 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8389 Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz, 25, mr (208 IP, -8.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8240 Ghatanothoa, 29, mr (194 IP, -12.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7416 Doge of Venice, 35, rp (476 IP, 4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7469 Pavel Datsyuk, 34, rp (443 IP, 10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8041 Charlotte Moore, 30, rp (376 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8292 Henrietta Platchkey, 27, rp (268 IP, -2.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 7853 Marshmello, 30, rp (225 IP, -6.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8061 Immanuel Kant, 29, rp (204 IP, -0.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8432 Fabian, 28, rp (164 IP, 4.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8647 Karen Duffy, 22, rp (21 IP, -39.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8744 Raphael Bob-Waksberg, 24, rp (6 IP, 1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9007 Tim Heidecker, 21, rp