Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

Infielders:

8170 Dr. Trent Artichoker, 29, 1b (256 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40)
8565 Janai'ngo, 24, 1b (113 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -3.6 ORAP/40)
8822 Katie Otto, 19, 1b
8999 Jenny Queen, 20, 1b (who?)
8004 Gog-Hoor, 32, 2b (308 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, 6.1 ORAP/40)
8406 Donna Noble, 26, 2b (260 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
7922 Joseph-Michel Montgolfier, 32, 3b (526 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
8300 Tennessee Thomas, 27, 3b (265 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
8209 Joe L'Official, 28, 3b (228 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40)
8475 Curio, 26, 3b (161 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
8408 Matt Costa, 23, 3b (108 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
8885 Chip Driver, 18, 3b
7415 Sebastian St. Clair, 33, ss (611 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
8184 Ashley Eckstein, 27, ss (194 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8466 B.G., 26, ss (119 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
8726 Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzarelli-McQuack, 23, ss (106 GP, -5.7 DRAP/40, -8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8855 Charles Dickens, 21, ss (who?)
8901 Sex Gas, 18, ss
8971 Matt Groening, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

7792 Elliot Reid, 32, lf (454 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8048 Pinky Penguin, 30, lf (450 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40)
8076 Mikhail Varshavski, 30, lf (434 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
8157 Pedro Miguel Carreiro Resendes, 27, lf (376 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
8387 Richie Guerin, 25, lf (147 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
8369 Black Thought, 24, lf (90 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8951 Stet Draconic Proofreader, 20, lf
8842 Robert Behnken, 21, lf (who?)
7743 Marnie Michaels, 33, cf (657 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40)
8060 Roland Garros, 31, cf (437 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
7708 Eugene Lee Yang, 31, cf (408 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
7944 Elizabeth Turner, 29, cf (336 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
8359 Matthew Ward, 27, cf (263 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
8301 Odric Lunarch Marshal, 27, cf (106 GP, -4.3 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)
8672 Hannah Kat Jones, 24, cf (48 GP, -7.2 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40)
8906 Otto Zilberschlag, 19, cf
7400 Tichondrius, 35, rf (620 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, 9.0 ORAP/40)
7297 Peter the Goatherd, 34, rf (400 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40)
8912 Trent, 19, rf (10 GP, -14.0 DRAP/40, -11.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
8976 Hector, 20, rf (who?)
8863 Mrs. Bucket, 18, rf (who?)

Starters:

7384 Henrik Lundqvist, 34, sp (1119 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
7987 Aubrey Graham, 28, sp (756 IP, -9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8121 Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, 27, sp (668 IP, -1.1 PRAA/100 IP)
8164 Fleabag, 30, sp (667 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8278 Feste, 29, sp (500 IP, -2.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8322 Mr. Bean, 27, sp (489 IP, -3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8483 Mindy Buenaventura, 23, sp (426 IP, -14.2 PRAA/100 IP)
8517 Roger Daltrey, 24, sp (269 IP, -16.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8123 James Worthy, 26, sp (205 IP, -19.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8291 Deepika Padukone, 28, sp (156 IP, -12.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8444 Patrick Vieira, 23, sp (110 IP, -29.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8821 Grandpa Joe, 23, sp (74 IP, -16.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8824 Haley Sharpe, 20, sp (48 IP, -32.5 PRAA/100 IP)
8569 St. Anacletus, 24, sp (38 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP)
8860 Four-Eyed Igby, 21, sp (38 IP, -28.4 PRAA/100 IP)
8796 CyberKing, 21, sp (11 IP, -56.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8968 Charol Shakeshaft, 20, sp (who?)

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