Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 943 Damon Albarn, 23, c (103 G, -0.2 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1102 Meatloaf, 22, c (44 G, 0.8 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1103 Miles Kurosky, 22, 1b (60 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 26, 2b (248 G, 4.9 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 24, 3b (186 G, -2.3 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 551 Katherine Wei-Sender, 25, ss (110 G, 0.5 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 963 Noel Gallagher, 24, ss (103 G, 1.6 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1305 Dexter Holland, 19, ss (25 G, -0.6 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 549 Boris Grebenshchikov, 26, lf (167 G, 2.5 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 22, lf (51 G, 0.0 DR/40, 6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 249 John Cena, 33, cf (416 G, 5.7 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 20, cf (80 G, 5.2 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 20, rf (105 G, 2.8 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 523 Christian Wulff, 26, sp (123 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 25, sp (114 G, 11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 722 Dr. Seuss, 23, sp (59 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1328 Jewel Kilcher, 19, sp (15 G, -8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 571 Thomas Mars, 25, mr (213 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 997 Connie Willis, 19, mr (17 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 25, rp (172 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 22, rp (107 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 840 James Graham Ballard, 23, lf (90 G, -3.6 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1086 Janez Jansa, 20, ss (12 G, -2.3 DR/40, -11.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1323 Lisa Loeb, 19, rp (6 G, -28.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1350 Chad Kroeger, 17, rf (who?)
• 1370 Doug Martsch, 18, 1b (who?)