Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 943 Damon Albarn, 22, c (65 G, -1.2 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1102 Meatloaf, 21, c (25 G, 0.3 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 995 Moby, 22, c (18 G, 1.1 DR/40, -13.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 680 Scott Weiland, 25, 2b (206 G, 5.2 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 482 Eric Murray, 25, 3b (172 G, 2.9 DR/40, -10.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 23, 3b (147 G, -2.5 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 57 David Cameron, 29, ss (348 G, 3.9 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 963 Noel Gallagher, 23, ss (84 G, 0.6 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 549 Boris Grebenshchikov, 25, lf (157 G, 2.6 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 249 John Cena, 32, cf (379 G, 6.9 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 19, cf (42 G, 10.5 DR/40, 9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1103 Miles Kurosky, 21, cf (38 G, -0.2 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 19, rf (62 G, 5.5 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 523 Christian Wulff, 25, sp (103 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 24, sp (94 G, 10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 722 Dr. Seuss, 22, sp (37 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 571 Thomas Mars, 24, mr (182 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 18 Kurt Cobain, 31, rp (208 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 24, rp (145 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 21, rp (79 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1069 Jenny Lewis, 19, rp (21 G, 8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 950 Roger Zelazny, 22, 1b (81 G, -0.3 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 839 Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, 21, sp (24 G, -14.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 21, rf (5 G, 0.0 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1086 Janez Jansa, 19, ss (4 G, 0.0 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 997 Connie Willis, 18, sp (who?)