Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 1102 Meatloaf, 23, c (62 G, 1.0 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 270 Olga Kurylenko, 32, 1b (493 G, 0.9 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1103 Miles Kurosky, 23, 1b (80 G, -1.4 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 27, 2b (290 G, 4.8 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 25, 3b (223 G, -1.4 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 551 Katherine Wei-Sender, 26, ss (129 G, 1.6 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1305 Dexter Holland, 20, ss (65 G, 1.5 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 877 Harry Harrison, 25, lf (230 G, 2.8 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 840 James Graham Ballard, 24, lf (102 G, -3.0 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 23, lf (89 G, 0.0 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1386 Billie Joe Armstrong, 21, lf (32 G, -8.0 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 21, cf (117 G, 3.2 DR/40, 7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 21, rf (147 G, 3.0 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 523 Christian Wulff, 27, sp (142 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 26, sp (135 G, 12.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1328 Jewel Kilcher, 20, sp (37 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 571 Thomas Mars, 26, mr (244 G, 9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 997 Connie Willis, 20, mr (28 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 26, rp (198 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 23, rp (135 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1323 Lisa Loeb, 20, rp (34 G, 8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 722 Dr. Seuss, 24, sp (72 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1086 Janez Jansa, 21, ss (37 G, -4.1 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1408 Tre Cool, 19, 3b (4 G, 2.0 DR/40, -24.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1399 Leslie Feist, 17, rp (who?)
• 1392 Mike Dirnt, 17, c (who?)