Roster for Stamford Jobbers:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 5 Natalie Merchant, 30, 1b (392 G, 0.6 DR/40, 8.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 243 Andre the Giant, 29, 1b (389 G, -1.6 DR/40, 12.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 579 Jerry "The King" Lawler, 26, 2b (147 G, -4.4 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 4 Krist Novoselic, 31, 3b (368 G, 3.4 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 648 Owen Hart, 25, 3b (265 G, 0.3 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 247 Yokozuna, 29, ss (338 G, 7.1 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 903 Kane, 23, ss (68 G, 0.2 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 1034 Big Boss Man, 20, ss (7 G, 0.0 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 724 Ahmed Johnson, 21, lf (138 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 832 Mr. Perfect, 23, cf (192 G, -5.0 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 822 Stuart Scott, 24, rf (110 G, -2.5 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 148 Leigh Brackett, 31, sp (150 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 419 Black Mage, 26, sp (130 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 641 Kim Deal, 25, sp (106 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 725 Grand Duke Jean, 23, sp (55 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 304 Freddy Krueger, 29, mr (158 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 846 Bushwhacker Butch, 22, mr (45 G, -1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 226 Mark Twain, 28, rp (192 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 461 Virgil, 27, rp (160 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 956 Paul Bearer, 22, rp (11 G, -10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 960 Joanna Russ, 21, rp (29 G, -18.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1078 CM Punk, 20, 3b (who?)
- 1105 Rey Mysterio, 18, rf (who?)
- 1122 Jack Swagger, 17, rp (who?)
- 1065 Kofi Kingston, 18, c (who?)