Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 715 Mark Rutte, 25, c (191 G, 2.1 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1096 Archie Bunker, 22, c (71 G, 0.8 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 19, 2b (52 G, -1.8 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 82 Ida Tarbell, 30, 3b (403 G, 2.4 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 20, 3b (54 G, 0.5 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 733 Jed Clampett, 25, ss (290 G, 3.9 DR/40, 14.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 36 Oleg Protasov, 31, lf (403 G, 0.3 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 560 Dobie Gillis, 26, lf (336 G, -2.0 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 845 Marcia Brady, 23, lf (181 G, 6.4 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 379 Opie Taylor, 29, cf (406 G, 2.4 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 617 Samantha, 27, rf (321 G, 4.0 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1095 Michael "Meathead" Stivic, 19, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 495 Jonas Grumby, 28, sp (178 G, 12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 909 Mary Richards, 22, sp (58 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 911 Elie Ducommun, 22, sp (48 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 178 Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, 30, mr (178 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 19, mr (30 G, -4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 26, rp (185 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 481 Gilligan, 28, rp (162 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 599 Quinton McHale, 26, rp (130 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 22, rp (79 G, 6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 165 Charles Goren, 31, c (241 G, -0.5 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 972 Lou Grant, 22, 1b (145 G, -0.8 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 945 Ted Baxter, 22, sp (45 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1341 Arnold Horshack, 18, sp (who?)
• 1337 Vinnie Barbarino, 21, sp (who?)