Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 1096 Archie Bunker, 21, c (39 G, 1.1 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 972 Lou Grant, 21, 1b (120 G, -0.9 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 715 Mark Rutte, 24, 2b (166 G, 2.5 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 18, 2b (8 G, -4.0 DR/40, 7.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 82 Ida Tarbell, 29, 3b (364 G, 2.5 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 19, 3b (23 G, 1.9 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 733 Jed Clampett, 24, ss (241 G, 4.8 DR/40, 12.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 36 Oleg Protasov, 30, lf (381 G, 0.7 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 560 Dobie Gillis, 25, lf (293 G, -2.3 DR/40, 6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 379 Opie Taylor, 28, cf (369 G, 2.3 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 617 Samantha, 26, rf (272 G, 3.6 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 845 Marcia Brady, 22, rf (138 G, 6.3 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 495 Jonas Grumby, 27, sp (159 G, 11.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 909 Mary Richards, 21, sp (43 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 945 Ted Baxter, 21, sp (39 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 99 Forrest Mars, 35, mr (222 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 178 Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, 29, mr (158 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 25, rp (168 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 481 Gilligan, 27, rp (143 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 599 Quinton McHale, 25, rp (124 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 21, rp (59 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 576 Maynard G. Krebs, 25, 2b (246 G, 0.5 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 868 Jan Brady, 24, c (47 G, 5.5 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 941 Sue Ann Nivens, 21, sp (18 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 18, mr (15 G, -3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1095 Michael "Meathead" Stivic, 18, rf (who?)