Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 596 David E. Shaw, 27, c (267 G, 0.7 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1096 Archie Bunker, 23, c (83 G, 0.3 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 560 Dobie Gillis, 27, 1b (381 G, -1.8 DR/40, 5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 20, 2b (99 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 82 Ida Tarbell, 31, 3b (442 G, 1.9 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 21, 3b (96 G, 1.3 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 733 Jed Clampett, 26, ss (340 G, 3.9 DR/40, 12.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 845 Marcia Brady, 24, lf (223 G, 5.3 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 379 Opie Taylor, 30, cf (440 G, 2.2 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 617 Samantha, 28, rf (364 G, 3.9 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1095 Michael "Meathead" Stivic, 20, rf (31 G, -7.7 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 495 Jonas Grumby, 29, sp (196 G, 12.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 23, sp (93 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 911 Elie Ducommun, 23, sp (71 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1423 Florida Evans, 21, sp (1 G, 13.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 178 Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, 31, mr (199 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 20, mr (45 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 27, rp (213 G, 2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 481 Gilligan, 29, rp (187 G, 3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 909 Mary Richards, 23, rp (77 G, -1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1337 Vinnie Barbarino, 22, rp (11 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 184 Regis Philbin, 30, 1b (482 G, 0.4 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 945 Ted Baxter, 23, sp (51 G, -7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1430 George Jefferson, 18, c (7 G, -1.1 DR/40, -14.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1341 Arnold Horshack, 19, sp (who?)
• 1417 Norrin Radd, 21, 1b (who?)