Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 8590 Jason Starkey, 25, 1b (223 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8865 Bruce Springsteen, 22, 2b (97 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8606 Elena Caņero-Reed, 27, 3b (292 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8310 Sara Bareilles, 29, ss (407 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8723 June Allyson, 24, ss (74 GP, 4.1 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 8623 Zak Starkey, 25, lf (268 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8797 Christian Rudder, 22, lf (27 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7991 James Charles Dickinson, 31, cf (365 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8985 Prince Rogers Nelson, 23, cf (132 GP, 3.8 DRAP/40, 17.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8665 Rosanne Cash, 24, rf (277 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 9.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 8075 Emrakul the Aeons Torn, 29, sp (1277 IP, 3.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8511 Lizzo, 25, sp (808 IP, 13.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8373 Billie Eilish, 28, sp (695 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 22, sp (130 IP, -0.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 8262 Derek Trotter, 29, rp (284 IP, 11.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8576 Christina Aguilera, 27, rp (192 IP, 6.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8669 Julian Lennon, 25, rp (110 IP, 8.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9175 Freddie Mercury, 21, rp (30 IP, 22.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 9119 Norah Jones, 19, rp
Minors:
- 8814 Justin Rice, 24, 1b (183 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8711 Keith Moon, 24, cf (48 GP, -5.8 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8989 King Princess, 22, rp (39 IP, -19.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9183 Kelly Clarkson, 18, 1b
- 9060 Jack Johnson, 19, lf
- 9131 Ellie Goulding, 17, cf