Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 8590 Jason Starkey, 26, 1b (270 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8865 Bruce Springsteen, 23, 2b (140 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8606 Elena Caņero-Reed, 28, 3b (329 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9240 Dave Stewart, 21, 3b (31 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8723 June Allyson, 25, ss (115 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9183 Kelly Clarkson, 19, ss (28 GP, -5.0 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 8623 Zak Starkey, 26, lf (310 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 7991 James Charles Dickinson, 32, cf (391 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8985 Prince Rogers Nelson, 24, cf (176 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, 18.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8711 Keith Moon, 25, cf (64 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8665 Rosanne Cash, 25, rf (325 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 10.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 8075 Emrakul the Aeons Torn, 30, sp (1371 IP, 4.9 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8511 Lizzo, 26, sp (923 IP, 13.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 23, sp (182 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9175 Freddie Mercury, 22, sp (139 IP, 13.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 8373 Billie Eilish, 29, mr (719 IP, 3.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8262 Derek Trotter, 30, rp (298 IP, 11.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8669 Julian Lennon, 26, rp (110 IP, 8.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8989 King Princess, 23, rp (57 IP, -17.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9119 Norah Jones, 20, rp (15 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 8513 Keith Flint, 27, c (226 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8814 Justin Rice, 25, 1b (190 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8797 Christian Rudder, 23, lf (37 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9261 Annie Lennox, 21, mr (14 IP, -51.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9231 Neyla Pekarek, 18, ss (who?)
- 9131 Ellie Goulding, 18, cf (who?)