Roster for Seattle Angst:

Infielders:

• 8590 Jason Starkey, 27, 1b (316 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9364 Dave Matthews, 21, 1b (9 GP, 9.3 DRAP/40, -12.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8905 Cressida, 26, 2b (214 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8865 Bruce Springsteen, 24, 2b (182 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8606 Elena Caņero-Reed, 29, 3b (370 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9240 Dave Stewart, 22, 3b (76 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8723 June Allyson, 26, ss (154 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9183 Kelly Clarkson, 20, ss (57 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 8623 Zak Starkey, 27, lf (350 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8797 Christian Rudder, 24, lf (50 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8985 Prince Rogers Nelson, 25, cf (222 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 16.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8665 Rosanne Cash, 26, rf (373 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 12.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8075 Emrakul the Aeons Torn, 31, sp (1462 IP, 4.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8511 Lizzo, 27, sp (1016 IP, 13.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9175 Freddie Mercury, 23, sp (251 IP, 18.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 24, sp (241 IP, 8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8373 Billie Eilish, 30, mr (740 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9261 Annie Lennox, 22, mr (39 IP, -11.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8669 Julian Lennon, 27, rp (130 IP, 5.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8989 King Princess, 24, rp (75 IP, -14.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9119 Norah Jones, 21, rp (31 IP, -5.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8814 Justin Rice, 26, 1b (216 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8711 Keith Moon, 26, cf (73 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9231 Neyla Pekarek, 19, ss (who?)
• 9283 Dar Williams, 18, rp (who?)
• 9279 Jack Bruce, 17, cf (who?)
• 9131 Ellie Goulding, 19, cf (who?)