Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 21, 1b (142 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9273 Lois Frankel, 19, 2b (43 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8970 Steve Mnuchin, 20, 3b (131 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8717 Toni Cornell, 24, 3b (48 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -8.2 ORAP/40)
- 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 21, ss (113 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -7.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9125 Colt Cabana, 21, ss (80 GP, -4.7 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 8947 Ivanka Trump, 22, lf (113 GP, -7.7 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9123 Goldberg, 22, lf (83 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8903 Ray Park, 22, cf (95 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8828 Gangsta Boo, 22, rf (86 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 9044 Eric Garcetti, 22, sp (282 IP, -10.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9016 Jack Lew, 22, sp (151 IP, -13.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8924 Jared Kushner, 20, sp (138 IP, -15.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9258 Bernie Sanders, 17, sp (53 IP, -13.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 8934 Rod Rosenstein, 23, mr (111 IP, -14.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8073 Noah Levenstein, 30, rp (266 IP, -1.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 27, rp (127 IP, 0.5 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 22, rp (108 IP, -5.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8695 Lord Jamar, 24, rp (87 IP, -12.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9039 Paul Soglin, 22, rp (61 IP, -5.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 9022 Ari Emanuel, 19, 1b (33 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -14.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9222 Debbie Wasserman Schultz, 19, lf (who?)
- 9234 Chuck Schumer, 18, rf (who?)
- 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 20, rp (who?)
- 9216 Richard Blumenthal, 20, sp (who?)
- 9263 Jacky Rosen, 18, rp (who?)