Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 8941 David Friedman, 23, c (134 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -5.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9009 Marianne Williamson, 20, c (61 GP, -4.4 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 20, 1b (96 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, -11.9 ORAP/40)
• 8829 Myojin of Infinite Rage, 20, 2b (52 GP, -8.2 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40)
• 8970 Steve Mnuchin, 19, 3b (98 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -7.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 20, ss (68 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9125 Colt Cabana, 20, ss (41 GP, -9.2 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 8947 Ivanka Trump, 21, lf (93 GP, -8.2 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9123 Goldberg, 21, lf (42 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40)
• 8903 Ray Park, 21, cf (50 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8828 Gangsta Boo, 21, rf (38 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9044 Eric Garcetti, 21, sp (181 IP, -11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9016 Jack Lew, 21, sp (97 IP, -15.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8924 Jared Kushner, 19, sp (62 IP, -22.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8934 Rod Rosenstein, 22, mr (77 IP, -22.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8073 Noah Levenstein, 29, rp (236 IP, -1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8366 Arthur Gopnik, 26, rp (104 IP, -1.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 21, rp (80 IP, -4.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8695 Lord Jamar, 23, rp (68 IP, -10.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8920 Prince Ali, 21, rp (36 IP, -14.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9039 Paul Soglin, 21, rp (31 IP, 2.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9022 Ari Emanuel, 18, 1b (33 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -14.2 ORAP/40)
• 9057 Libby Schaaf, 22, rp (25 IP, -5.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 19, rp
• 9003 Stephen Miller, 20, sp (who?)
• 8717 Toni Cornell, 23, 3b
• 9101 Evan Bourne, 19, cf