Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
- 8185 Ludwig Wittgenstein, 32, c (454 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8332 Mason Cook, 31, c (438 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8516 Ob'mbu, 30, c (313 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
- 8972 Prince Kudakwashe Musarurwa, 26, c (152 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9178 Giselle Norman, 20, c (who?)
- 9433 Carrie Black, 20, c
- 9436 George Mendez, 18, c
- 9405 Egon God of Death, 18, c
Infielders:
- 8081 Ja Rule, 36, 1b (712 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 13.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8814 Justin Rice, 27, 1b (216 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8732 St. Telesphorus, 28, 1b (97 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40)
- 9022 Ari Emanuel, 21, 1b (33 GP, -7.0 DRAP/40, -14.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9358 Bosko Balaban, 19, 1b (who?)
- 9450 Fab Morvan, 20, 1b
- 8858 Mr. Bucket, 24, 2b (63 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8645 Toni Kukoč, 29, 2b (53 GP, -10.1 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9186 Cazzie Russell, 20, 2b (20 GP, -7.8 DRAP/40, -6.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8144 Herb Kazzaz, 32, 3b (500 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8606 Elena Caero-Reed, 30, 3b (389 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8248 Mile Sterjovski, 30, 3b (328 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8826 Jgderdemidiin Grragchaa, 27, 3b (240 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8929 Peter Osaze Odemwingie, 23, 3b (107 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40)
- 9303 Iod, 18, 3b (who?)
- 8354 Lamar Odom, 32, ss (341 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8613 Cassadee Pope, 30, ss (280 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8956 Moe Szyslak, 24, ss (who?)
- 9218 Jerry Lucas, 19, ss (who?)
Outfielders:
- 8261 Rianne van Rompaey, 32, lf (422 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8794 Samuel Eto'o, 26, lf (315 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8781 Barron Cashdollar, 28, lf (267 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40)
- 8677 Mr. Banks, 29, lf (250 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40)
- 9222 Debbie Wasserman Schultz, 21, lf (44 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, -8.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9060 Jack Johnson, 22, lf (42 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8165 Cara Taylor, 31, cf (400 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8338 Gottfried Leibnitz, 32, cf (379 GP, 5.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8581 Snookie Catholique, 29, cf (308 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
- 9055 Sethron Hurloon General, 21, cf (43 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40)
- 9131 Ellie Goulding, 20, cf (who?)
- 8266 Ryan Kaji, 30, rf (297 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8605 Angus, 28, rf (128 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8908 Grand Puba, 26, rf (70 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9226 Shane Smeltz, 20, rf (who?)
Starters:
- 8028 Norm Nixon, 32, sp (1136 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8306 Hiram Maxim, 29, sp (985 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8400 Jimmy Doolittle, 30, sp (868 IP, -9.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8343 Socrates, 32, sp (382 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9080 Joakim Noah, 24, sp (151 IP, -15.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9409 Krang, 20, sp
- 9442 Solomon Stein, 18, sp
- 9421 Drew Gulak, 18, sp
Relievers:
- 9313 Piper Chapman, 21, mr (48 IP, -26.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8172 Nadia Vulvokov, 33, rp (703 IP, 5.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8084 Richard Hendricks, 35, rp (442 IP, 16.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8316 Hziulquoigmnzhah, 31, rp (297 IP, 4.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8148 Selma Blair, 31, rp (293 IP, 3.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8139 Marcos Evangelista de Morais, 31, rp (257 IP, -0.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8395 Nora Ephron, 30, rp (241 IP, 5.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8651 Mary Poppins, 29, rp (220 IP, 1.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8767 Jenny Flint, 25, rp (168 IP, -0.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8715 Charli D'Amelio, 29, rp (167 IP, 4.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8809 Phạm Tuân, 28, rp (133 IP, -2.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8669 Julian Lennon, 28, rp (130 IP, 5.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9039 Paul Soglin, 24, rp (87 IP, -5.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8989 King Princess, 25, rp (75 IP, -14.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8936 Pippa Duchess of Dice, 25, rp (34 IP, -25.0 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8994 Karen Pillet, 22, rp (33 IP, -10.2 PRAA/100 IP)
- 9372 Anthony Mason, 20, rp
- 9268 Alessandro Volta, 23, rp (who?)
- 9344 Vile-Oct, 19, rp
- 9320 Zorba, 20, rp (who?)
- 9287 Munda Ambush Leader, 22, rp
- 9283 Dar Williams, 19, rp (who?)