Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 9009 Marianne Williamson, 25, c (256 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9341 Lenny Kravitz, 24, c (189 GP, -3.3 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9351 Tiffany Haddish, 21, c (28 GP, -1.7 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 25, 1b (305 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9293 Sammy Davis Jr., 24, 1b (57 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9284 Eric Andre, 23, 2b (175 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9420 Mayer Amschel Rothschild, 23, 3b (126 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 11.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 25, ss (283 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9123 Goldberg, 26, lf (272 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8903 Ray Park, 26, cf (272 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8789 Earl of Gloucester, 28, rf (416 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 1.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8828 Gangsta Boo, 26, rf (224 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8759 Kristen Schaal, 29, sp (771 IP, 2.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9044 Eric Garcetti, 26, sp (506 IP, -8.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8996 Jodie Whittaker, 25, sp (429 IP, -9.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9016 Jack Lew, 26, sp (361 IP, -9.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8895 Mike Teavee, 25, sp (325 IP, -4.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8934 Rod Rosenstein, 27, mr (272 IP, -7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 26, rp (243 IP, -2.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 24, rp (80 IP, 8.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9550 Schmidt, 20, rp (24 IP, 3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8924 Jared Kushner, 24, sp (361 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9125 Colt Cabana, 25, ss (157 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9234 Chuck Schumer, 22, rf (71 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9531 Mayim Bialik, 21, sp (who?)
• 9509 Natasha Lyonne, 21, rp (who?)
• 9263 Jacky Rosen, 22, rp (who?)