Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 26, 1b (352 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -6.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9293 Sammy Davis Jr., 25, 1b (98 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 10.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9284 Eric Andre, 24, 2b (222 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -4.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9420 Mayer Amschel Rothschild, 24, 3b (171 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 15.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 26, ss (329 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 9123 Goldberg, 27, lf (319 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 6.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8903 Ray Park, 27, cf (311 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 7.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8789 Earl of Gloucester, 29, rf (438 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8897 Violet Beauregarde, 28, rf (374 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 8760 Kanye West, 30, sp (1014 IP, 11.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9044 Eric Garcetti, 27, sp (551 IP, -7.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8996 Jodie Whittaker, 26, sp (486 IP, -7.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8895 Mike Teavee, 26, sp (391 IP, -2.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9016 Jack Lew, 27, sp (371 IP, -10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9531 Mayim Bialik, 22, sp (60 IP, -2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 27, rp (275 IP, -0.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 25, rp (94 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9550 Schmidt, 21, rp (45 IP, 5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9509 Natasha Lyonne, 22, rp (14 IP, -2.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 8935 Roland Schitt, 29, sp (477 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9009 Marianne Williamson, 26, c (256 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8828 Gangsta Boo, 27, rf (224 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9656 Dara Torres, 18, 3b
- 9710 Mark Spitz, 21, 2b
- 9263 Jacky Rosen, 23, rp (who?)