Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 27, c (378 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 21, c (64 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 9400 Brickman House, 25, 2b (196 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 22, 2b (106 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40)
• 9803 Welcome Bender, 21, 2b (35 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, 5.5 ORAP/40)
• 9492 Mercury Tin, 23, 3b (143 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40)
• 9600 Bevis Mugabi, 21, 3b (41 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -8.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 19, 3b (41 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 9377 Lionel Pimpin, 24, ss (139 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9195 Zulaika Mook, 26, lf (277 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40)
• 9012 Rayne Schwinghammer, 29, cf (339 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40)
• 9558 Mickey Mental, 20, cf (113 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9355 Aerial Powers, 22, sp (563 IP, -13.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 22, sp (194 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9805 Reason Machete, 20, sp (106 IP, -16.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 27, rp (254 IP, 6.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 27, rp (210 IP, 14.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9177 Lieutenant Charlene Sprinkle-Huff, 25, rp (201 IP, 6.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 26, rp (146 IP, 1.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9520 Tunis van Peenen, 22, rp (75 IP, -6.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9630 Mussolini Africano, 21, rp (56 IP, 0.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9031 Attila Cosby, 27, ss (215 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, -2.7 ORAP/40)
• 9361 Jorja Pound Turnipseed, 26, ss (107 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)
• 9706 Kokain Mothershed, 20, 3b (10 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40)
• 9695 Courvoisier Dingle, 20, sp
• 9491 Dick Surprise, 21, lf
• 9642 Jimbertson Vapor, 18, 2b