Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 9341 Lenny Kravitz, 26, c (288 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, 9.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9351 Tiffany Haddish, 23, c (88 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 27, 1b (395 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9293 Sammy Davis Jr., 26, 1b (129 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 6.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9284 Eric Andre, 25, 2b (267 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9710 Mark Spitz, 22, 2b (41 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)
• 9420 Mayer Amschel Rothschild, 25, 3b (211 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, 14.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 27, ss (372 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9123 Goldberg, 28, lf (367 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 6.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8903 Ray Park, 28, cf (352 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 7.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8789 Earl of Gloucester, 30, rf (481 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8897 Violet Beauregarde, 29, rf (406 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8760 Kanye West, 31, sp (1109 IP, 10.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9044 Eric Garcetti, 28, sp (599 IP, -6.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8996 Jodie Whittaker, 27, sp (564 IP, -5.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8895 Mike Teavee, 27, sp (438 IP, -1.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9531 Mayim Bialik, 23, sp (146 IP, -1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 28, rp (297 IP, 0.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 26, rp (119 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9550 Schmidt, 22, rp (71 IP, 10.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9509 Natasha Lyonne, 23, rp (34 IP, 4.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8935 Roland Schitt, 30, mr (477 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9016 Jack Lew, 28, mr (371 IP, -10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9009 Marianne Williamson, 27, c (256 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8828 Gangsta Boo, 28, rf (224 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9656 Dara Torres, 19, 1b
• 9263 Jacky Rosen, 24, rp (who?)