Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 28, c (419 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -3.8 ORAP/40)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 22, c (93 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)
• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 21, c (43 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 23, 2b (143 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40)
• 9492 Mercury Tin, 24, 3b (179 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 20, 3b (77 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 9377 Lionel Pimpin, 25, ss (183 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9195 Zulaika Mook, 27, lf (317 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40)
• 9012 Rayne Schwinghammer, 30, cf (372 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
• 9558 Mickey Mental, 21, cf (153 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40)
• 9803 Welcome Bender, 22, rf (74 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40)
• 9837 Zaila Avant-garde, 20, rf (39 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9355 Aerial Powers, 23, sp (668 IP, -11.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 23, sp (296 IP, 0.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9805 Reason Machete, 21, sp (202 IP, -17.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 28, rp (289 IP, 8.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 28, rp (246 IP, 14.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9177 Lieutenant Charlene Sprinkle-Huff, 26, rp (220 IP, 4.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 27, rp (171 IP, 1.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9520 Tunis van Peenen, 23, rp (84 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9630 Mussolini Africano, 22, rp (72 IP, 4.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9400 Brickman House, 26, 2b (196 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 9361 Jorja Pound Turnipseed, 27, ss (107 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)
• 9600 Bevis Mugabi, 22, 3b (41 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -8.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9706 Kokain Mothershed, 21, lf (10 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 3.6 ORAP/40)
• 9695 Courvoisier Dingle, 21, rp (7 IP, -28.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9875 Kermit Carolina, 17, sp