Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 9341 Lenny Kravitz, 27, c (336 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, 9.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9351 Tiffany Haddish, 24, c (106 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 28, 1b (441 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -6.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9293 Sammy Davis Jr., 27, 1b (162 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9284 Eric Andre, 26, 2b (313 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9710 Mark Spitz, 23, 2b (80 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9420 Mayer Amschel Rothschild, 26, 3b (258 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 14.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 28, ss (413 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9123 Goldberg, 29, lf (416 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 6.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8903 Ray Park, 29, cf (399 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 6.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8789 Earl of Gloucester, 31, rf (525 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8897 Violet Beauregarde, 30, rf (420 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 8699 Jay-Z, 33, sp (1433 IP, 13.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8760 Kanye West, 32, sp (1178 IP, 9.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9081 Nestor Fernando Muslera Micol, 30, sp (584 IP, 7.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 30, sp (501 IP, 10.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9531 Mayim Bialik, 24, sp (168 IP, 1.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 29, rp (329 IP, 2.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 27, rp (144 IP, 9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9550 Schmidt, 23, rp (99 IP, 11.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9509 Natasha Lyonne, 24, rp (51 IP, 5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 8472 Peter Shukoff, 32, sp (604 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9044 Eric Garcetti, 29, sp (599 IP, -6.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8996 Jodie Whittaker, 28, sp (585 IP, -6.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8776 St. Soter, 32, 1b (465 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40)
• 8895 Mike Teavee, 28, sp (440 IP, -1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9656 Dara Torres, 20, 1b (who?)