Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
- 8683 Earl of Kent, 30, c (375 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8907 Treveen Stewart, 28, c (297 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40)
- 9213 MC Shy D, 26, c (184 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9334 Micheal Ray Richardson, 26, c (143 GP, -2.0 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9735 Ben Gross, 20, c
Infielders:
- 8593 Lloyd Ahlquist, 31, 1b (549 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9401 Kat Graham, 24, 1b (71 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -13.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9772 Kardinal Offishall, 19, 1b
- 9623 Agnaptus, 19, 1b (who?)
- 8905 Cressida, 31, 2b (352 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 2.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9075 Neyith of the Dire Hunt, 27, 2b (316 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
- 9058 Ka'Jandre Domino, 29, 2b (228 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
- 9191 Erich Mendelsohn, 27, 2b (176 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9771 Miraitowa and Someity, 20, 2b
- 8622 Awkwafina, 32, 3b (514 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, 5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9212 St. Dionysus, 27, 3b (264 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9524 Jeremy Lin, 24, 3b (70 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -10.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8509 Michael Ballack, 32, ss (615 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8723 June Allyson, 31, ss (299 GP, 3.2 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9084 Gabbie Hanna, 29, ss (225 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9247 Lhurgoyf, 27, ss (216 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40)
- 9511 Christopher Wren, 21, ss (121 GP, -3.2 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9697 Shaman Sheman, 22, ss
Outfielders:
- 8308 Goneril, 35, lf (730 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9250 Balto, 27, lf (175 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -2.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9454 John Starks, 25, lf (163 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9403 Salomon Armand Magloire Kalou, 25, lf (105 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
- 9427 Johnny Thunders, 21, lf (83 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, -11.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9547 Nacho Picasso, 21, lf (who?)
- 9764 Prince Escalus, 20, lf
- 8631 Squirrel, 32, cf (558 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8597 John Glenn, 34, cf (421 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8849 Lionel Messi, 30, cf (407 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8688 Jane Banks, 31, cf (394 GP, 5.2 DRAP/40, -4.0 ORAP/40)
- 9169 Ransom Barefoot, 27, cf (219 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)
- 8404 Regan, 33, rf (527 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8713 Emmanuel Adebayor, 31, rf (452 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8880 Christopher Stuckmann, 31, rf (394 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9198 Gnegneri Yaya Toure, 24, rf (197 GP, -4.1 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9309 Zeke Faux, 23, rf (159 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40)
- 9234 Chuck Schumer, 24, rf (102 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -9.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9660 Fatman Scoop, 19, rf
- 9644 Toni Dreher-Adenuga, 19, rf
Starters:
- 8632 Kelsey Merritt, 34, sp (1010 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8510 Shasta, 33, sp (987 IP, 0.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9113 Universal Knowledge Allah, 25, sp (463 IP, -16.6 PRAA/100 IP)
- 9307 Th'rygh, 24, sp (56 IP, -28.8 PRAA/100 IP)
- 9392 Greyfriars Bobby, 21, sp (who?)
- 9574 Nikki Reed, 22, sp (who?)
- 9786 David Marshall, 19, sp
Relievers:
- 8559 Andrew Rea, 34, mr (684 IP, 9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8518 Alan Shepard, 35, mr (681 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8904 Duke of Cornwall, 27, mr (397 IP, -9.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9202 Hans Eriksson, 27, mr (212 IP, -15.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9476 Lily Macapinlac, 24, mr (64 IP, -4.5 PRAA/100 IP)
- 9698 Surely Funke, 20, mr (13 IP, -52.3 PRAA/100 IP)
- 9567 Trina, 19, mr (who?)
- 9691 Freak Nasty, 19, mr
- 9554 Iliza Shlesinger, 20, mr (who?)
- 9539 Toralf God of Fury, 23, mr
- 8465 Sharc Jacobs, 34, rp (432 IP, 9.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8506 MCA, 34, rp (340 IP, 13.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8621 St. Clement I, 31, rp (259 IP, -6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8798 'Ymnar, 30, rp (246 IP, -4.5 PRAA/100 IP)
- 9488 Elbridge Gerry, 20, rp (188 IP, -43.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8981 Acornelia Fashionable Filcher, 27, rp (180 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8986 Demons of the Punjab, 26, rp (123 IP, -14.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9140 Ryan Nelsen, 24, rp (109 IP, -2.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9382 Jake Angeli, 21, rp (86 IP, -21.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9595 Brother Ali, 21, rp (79 IP, -14.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9208 Bruno Eduardo Regufe Alves, 23, rp (47 IP, -19.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9521 Eric Stefani, 20, rp (45 IP, -51.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9712 Frank Shorter, 21, rp