Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

8977 Zygon, 31, c (348 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
8736 Paula Abdul, 31, c (321 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
9009 Marianne Williamson, 28, c (256 GP, -3.9 DRAP/40, -3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
9066 Centipede, 27, c (122 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -6.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
9794 Jean Andre Emanuel Beausejour Coliqueo, 18, c

Infielders:

8590 Jason Starkey, 33, 1b (559 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8649 Quackers McQuack, 30, 1b (521 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40)
9267 Pistol, 28, 1b (261 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
9028 St. Pontian, 29, 1b (171 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40)
9662 Howie Kemp, 23, 1b (62 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, -7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
9639 Udonis Haslem, 23, 1b (40 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -12.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
9836 Russell Crowe, 17, 1b (who?)
9871 Peter 2, 19, 1b (who?)
9750 The Horned King, 19, 1b (who?)
9552 St. Siricius, 22, 1b
8627 Sextina Aquafina, 32, 2b (430 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
9473 Simone Kowalski, 23, 2b (128 GP, -6.1 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
9397 Mnomquah, 22, 2b (78 GP, -8.0 DRAP/40, -9.7 ORAP/40)
9292 Jacqueline Wruck, 23, 2b (48 GP, -4.8 DRAP/40, -11.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
9728 Zvjezdan Misimovic, 21, 2b (who?)
9647 St. Celestine I, 19, 2b
8813 Godzilla King of the Monsters, 31, 3b (479 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
8919 Elon Muskrat, 30, 3b (425 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 4.4 ORAP/40)
9095 K'nar'st, 29, 3b (317 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -4.4 ORAP/40)
9769 Felisa Fang of Silverquill, 19, 3b (1 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 16.0 ORAP/40)
8657 Luka Modric, 32, ss (564 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
8854 Bad Janet, 29, ss (489 GP, 2.7 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)
8990 Ryan Sinclair, 28, ss (357 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
8793 Andi Muise, 32, ss (299 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
9209 St. Eutychian, 28, ss (200 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40)
8837 Missy Peregrym, 30, ss (162 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
9275 Owney, 25, ss (159 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -6.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
9563 Agatha Harkness, 24, ss (65 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

8830 Judge Gen, 28, lf (462 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
9277 George Page, 27, lf (214 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, -4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
9807 Coll, 19, lf (15 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -7.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
9491 Dick Surprise, 22, lf
9823 Samson, 20, lf (who?)
8835 Jake Jortles, 31, cf (353 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, -7.4 ORAP/40)
9180 Olivia Brower, 29, cf (153 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40)
9835 Rokon, 21, cf (who?)
8452 Camille Kostek, 35, rf (571 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8942 Guy, 31, rf (423 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
8828 Gangsta Boo, 29, rf (224 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
9487 Tarjei Bø, 23, rf (105 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -7.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
9464 Ashley Whippet, 22, rf (46 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -8.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
9809 Perse, 18, rf (who?)

Starters:

8802 Miroslaw Hermaszewski, 33, sp (1187 IP, 5.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8728 Jaz-O, 30, sp (1010 IP, 3.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8843 Yegg-Ha, 29, sp (994 IP, 1.3 PRAA/100 IP)
9163 Marco Wolfli, 26, sp (254 IP, -7.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9745 Mnesikles, 19, sp (76 IP, -38.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9727 Daphnis of Miletus, 20, sp (51 IP, -59.4 PRAA/100 IP)
9743 A'Ziah King, 22, sp (18 IP, -29.5 PRAA/100 IP)
9624 Friar John, 24, sp (16 IP, -30.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9475 St. Sylvester I, 25, sp

Relievers:

8502 Anne de Paula, 33, mr (999 IP, -0.1 PRAA/100 IP)
8935 Roland Schitt, 31, mr (477 IP, -2.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9016 Jack Lew, 29, mr (371 IP, -10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8761 Alizée Gaillard, 31, mr (299 IP, 1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9742 Princess Eilonwy, 18, mr (29 IP, -77.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9384 Obo II, 22, rp (310 IP, -36.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8671 Michael Banks, 31, rp (308 IP, 8.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8958 St. Callixtus I, 30, rp (236 IP, 10.7 PRAA/100 IP)
8900 Jérôme Jarre, 29, rp (169 IP, 0.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9343 Mr. Winkle, 24, rp (128 IP, -4.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9673 Zindarak, 19, rp
9719 Natalia Garibotto, 23, rp
9638 Willowdusk Essence Seer, 20, rp
9784 Karpion, 20, rp (who?)
9821 Furious Carney, 17, rp