Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 29, c (465 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 23, c (118 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40)
• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 22, c (76 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 24, 2b (186 GP, 2.9 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 9492 Mercury Tin, 25, 3b (221 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 21, 3b (117 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -2.2 ORAP/40)
• 9600 Bevis Mugabi, 23, 3b (69 GP, 3.7 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 20, 3b (33 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40)
• 9377 Lionel Pimpin, 26, ss (221 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9195 Zulaika Mook, 28, lf (334 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40)
• 9706 Kokain Mothershed, 22, lf (45 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40)
• 9558 Mickey Mental, 22, cf (192 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40)
• 9803 Welcome Bender, 23, rf (113 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9355 Aerial Powers, 24, sp (782 IP, -10.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 24, sp (400 IP, -0.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9875 Kermit Carolina, 18, sp (66 IP, -53.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 29, rp (326 IP, 8.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 29, rp (283 IP, 13.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9177 Lieutenant Charlene Sprinkle-Huff, 27, rp (255 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 28, rp (199 IP, 2.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9630 Mussolini Africano, 23, rp (84 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9361 Jorja Pound Turnipseed, 28, ss (107 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)
• 9520 Tunis van Peenen, 24, rp (84 IP, -4.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9837 Zaila Avant-garde, 21, rf (39 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 17, sp (24 IP, -51.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9918 Beethoven Bong, 19, mr
• 9985 Malvina Complainville, 21, mr