Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 9089 Rahm Emanuel, 29, 1b (467 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9656 Dara Torres, 21, 1b (46 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9284 Eric Andre, 27, 2b (360 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9710 Mark Spitz, 24, 2b (127 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9420 Mayer Amschel Rothschild, 27, 3b (300 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 14.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 29, ss (453 GP, -0.0 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 9123 Goldberg, 30, lf (462 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, 6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9470 Johannes Thingnes Bø, 25, lf (243 GP, -2.5 DRAP/40, 6.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8903 Ray Park, 30, cf (441 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 6.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 8789 Earl of Gloucester, 32, rf (559 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 8699 Jay-Z, 34, sp (1542 IP, 13.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8760 Kanye West, 33, sp (1229 IP, 9.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9081 Nestor Fernando Muslera Micol, 31, sp (671 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP)
- 8996 Jodie Whittaker, 29, sp (618 IP, -6.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 31, sp (526 IP, 10.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Relievers:
- 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 30, rp (363 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9194 Gustave Eiffel, 29, rp (220 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9550 Schmidt, 24, rp (130 IP, 9.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9509 Natasha Lyonne, 25, rp (75 IP, 3.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
Minors:
- 8940 Benny the Bull, 31, lf (336 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9531 Mayim Bialik, 25, sp (200 IP, -2.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9293 Sammy Davis Jr., 28, 1b (162 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
- 9043 Zeke Emanuel, 28, rp (154 IP, 6.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
- 9961 Yael Naim, 18, 1b (who?)
- 9995 Rhogog, 17, rp (who?)