Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 8962 Sophie, 32, c (443 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8820 Eva Marie Saint, 32, c (348 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9072 Emily, 29, c (343 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9339 Snuppy, 28, c (284 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9655 Bone Crusher, 20, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 8596 Panther, 34, 1b (629 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 8.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8656 Pippa Black, 32, 1b (518 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8776 St. Soter, 33, 1b (465 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 4.3 ORAP/40)
• 8959 Graham O'Brien, 28, 1b (203 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9882 Adrix and Nev Twincasters, 19, 1b (20 GP, -4.2 DRAP/40, -8.2 ORAP/40)
• 9856 John Weyland Smith, 19, 1b
• 9090 Sarah Cooper, 31, 2b (363 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9150 Earthworm, 28, 2b (306 GP, 1.0 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9400 Brickman House, 27, 2b (196 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40)
• 9280 Silkworm, 28, 2b (180 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -3.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9555 Rod Ponton, 24, 2b (23 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40)
• 9866 John Eriksson, 21, 2b (14 GP, -4.6 DRAP/40, -19.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9885 Parmenion, 19, 2b (who?)
• 9968 Ing the Ingrate, 17, 2b
• 9642 Jimbertson Vapor, 20, 2b
• 9847 Farmer Dawson, 19, 3b (18 GP, -6.7 DRAP/40, -14.7 ORAP/40)
• 9850 Maria Ann Smith, 19, 3b (who?)
• 9813 Céline Bethmann, 19, 3b (who?)
• 9839 Montana Cox, 18, 3b (who?)
• 9777 Tyler Herro, 20, 3b (who?)
• 8911 Shyne, 32, ss (538 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 3.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8673 Steven Universe, 32, ss (528 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9002 Syr Cadian Night Owl, 32, ss (507 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40)
• 9694 Sfatlicllp, 22, ss (71 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -8.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9755 Gurgi, 19, ss (who?)
• 9845 Boxwood Barkentine, 18, ss (who?)
• 9759 Fabiola Torres, 23, ss
• 9973 Thomas West 3rd Baron De La Warr, 18, ss

Outfielders:

• 8947 Ivanka Trump, 30, lf (361 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9147 Jadon Wells, 30, lf (149 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, 0.8 ORAP/40)
• 8985 Prince Rogers Nelson, 32, cf (517 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, 11.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9012 Rayne Schwinghammer, 31, cf (372 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
• 9101 Evan Bourne, 28, cf (231 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9582 Beezus Quimby, 21, cf (90 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9709 Taran, 21, cf (78 GP, -5.8 DRAP/40, -9.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9799 Laughing Gravy, 20, cf (who?)
• 8897 Violet Beauregarde, 31, rf (434 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8706 St. Hyginus, 32, rf (351 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9033 Franky Zapata, 29, rf (305 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9381 The Game, 27, rf (263 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -4.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9142 St. Lucius I, 30, rf (242 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 2.5 ORAP/40)
• 9717 Hippodamos of Milesios, 22, rf (65 GP, 4.4 DRAP/40, -9.2 ORAP/40)
• 9905 Dorrough, 21, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 8272 Lucy Pevensie, 36, sp (1874 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8584 Hatem Trabelsi, 32, sp (1349 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8344 Petr Cech, 35, sp (1027 IP, 11.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8923 Gianluigi Buffon, 29, sp (695 IP, -5.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8997 Robespierre Bolivar, 30, sp (639 IP, -2.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8472 Peter Shukoff, 33, sp (604 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9044 Eric Garcetti, 30, sp (599 IP, -6.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8895 Mike Teavee, 29, sp (440 IP, -1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9678 Rosaline, 24, sp (73 IP, -16.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9858 Bjorn Yttling, 19, sp (27 IP, -26.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9456 Joelle Joanie Siwa, 23, sp (19 IP, -30.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 9366 Valki God of Lies, 25, mr (182 IP, -4.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9797 Arawn, 19, mr (40 IP, -46.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8676 Rafael Marquez Alvarez, 34, rp (413 IP, 16.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8755 Kasey Keller, 33, rp (403 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8874 Halima Aden, 33, rp (344 IP, 6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9027 Joey Pogo, 30, rp (326 IP, 5.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8745 Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, 34, rp (316 IP, 4.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9322 Frank Ford, 28, rp (174 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9693 LunchMoney Lewis, 24, rp (52 IP, -25.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9610 Rony Seikaly, 25, rp (20 IP, -13.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9695 Courvoisier Dingle, 22, rp (7 IP, -28.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9827 Spintharos of Corinth, 19, rp
• 9749 Yung Joc, 21, rp (who?)