Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 30, c (510 GP, 2.5 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 24, c (148 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40)
• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 23, c (119 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 25, 2b (226 GP, 4.9 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 9492 Mercury Tin, 26, 3b (266 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, 2.7 ORAP/40)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 22, 3b (155 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
• 9600 Bevis Mugabi, 24, 3b (101 GP, 4.8 DRAP/40, -6.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 21, 3b (73 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
• 9377 Lionel Pimpin, 27, ss (263 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9558 Mickey Mental, 23, cf (233 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -2.4 ORAP/40)
• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 19, cf (35 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -14.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9803 Welcome Bender, 24, rf (149 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9355 Aerial Powers, 25, sp (888 IP, -9.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 25, sp (495 IP, 1.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 18, sp (84 IP, -35.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 9985 Malvina Complainville, 22, mr (52 IP, -49.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 30, rp (354 IP, 7.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 30, rp (318 IP, 14.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9177 Lieutenant Charlene Sprinkle-Huff, 28, rp (273 IP, 7.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 29, rp (220 IP, 3.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9520 Tunis van Peenen, 25, rp (104 IP, -0.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9630 Mussolini Africano, 24, rp (84 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9706 Kokain Mothershed, 23, lf (45 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40)
• 9837 Zaila Avant-garde, 22, rf (39 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9918 Beethoven Bong, 20, mr
• 10046 Gladstone Dainty, 17, rf
• 10061 Emzy Veazy III, 19, rf