Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 9341 Lenny Kravitz, 29, c (433 GP, -4.1 DRAP/40, 9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9351 Tiffany Haddish, 26, c (145 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9293 Sammy Davis Jr., 29, 1b (181 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9656 Dara Torres, 22, 1b (92 GP, -2.3 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9902 The Black Rider, 19, 1b (7 GP, 14.3 DRAP/40, -1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9710 Mark Spitz, 25, 2b (176 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10054 St. Agapetus I, 19, 2b (10 GP, -7.6 DRAP/40, -8.4 ORAP/40)
• 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 30, ss (496 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9123 Goldberg, 31, lf (507 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 6.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8903 Ray Park, 31, cf (482 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9869 Honda Keisuke, 19, cf (15 GP, -6.4 DRAP/40, -11.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9961 Yael Naim, 19, cf (7 GP, -20.6 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9081 Nestor Fernando Muslera Micol, 32, sp (759 IP, 6.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9881 Waka Flocka Flame, 22, sp (142 IP, -25.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10045 County Paris, 19, sp (33 IP, -14.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 8996 Jodie Whittaker, 30, mr (658 IP, -5.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8791 John Cougar Mellencamp, 32, mr (562 IP, 10.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8775 Robert Lawrence Stine, 31, rp (390 IP, 3.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9194 Gustave Eiffel, 30, rp (256 IP, 7.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9509 Natasha Lyonne, 26, rp (103 IP, 5.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9995 Rhogog, 18, rp (7 IP, -88.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Minors:

• 9943 Clarissa Bowers, 19, ss (who?)
• 10039 03 Greedo, 19, sp (who?)
• 10075 Paris, 18, 2b (who?)
• 9937 St. John I, 18, cf (who?)
• 9926 Geri, 19, 2b (who?)
• 9949 August Beer, 19, lf (who?)