Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

9437 Isabella, 28, c (292 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, 1.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
9457 Latrell Sprewell, 23, c (139 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
9332 Nicky Nichols, 25, c (120 GP, 3.4 DRAP/40, -4.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

9089 Rahm Emanuel, 30, 1b (492 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -5.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
9092 Duke Silver, 32, 1b (413 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
9153 Ghetto Spider, 31, 1b (348 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -0.0 ORAP/40)
9031 Attila Cosby, 30, 1b (289 GP, -3.4 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
9501 Kolvori God of Kinship, 24, 1b (217 GP, -2.2 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40)
8926 Thog, 29, 1b (173 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -8.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
9682 Mrs. Featherbottom, 24, 1b (72 GP, -2.9 DRAP/40, -3.1 ORAP/40)
9863 Bob Wheeler, 23, 1b (27 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -4.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
9999 Mike Kroeger, 18, 1b (who?)
8818 Veruca Salt, 31, 2b (573 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
8939 Ned Flanders, 33, 2b (507 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 5.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
9252 St. Felix I, 30, 2b (241 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40)
9493 Lythalia, 27, 2b (226 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, -9.9 ORAP/40)
9843 Jane Drew, 20, 2b (15 GP, -4.5 DRAP/40, -5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
9763 George Everest, 21, 2b (who?)
8619 Edgar, 35, 3b (743 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 9.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
8861 Milan Baros, 30, 3b (380 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
9432 Howdy Goudey, 26, 3b (177 GP, -2.1 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40)
9659 Metagenes of Knossos, 22, 3b (113 GP, -7.1 DRAP/40, -9.6 ORAP/40)
9668 St. Boniface I, 22, 3b (80 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -6.8 ORAP/40)
9879 Hugh 2. Jackman, 22, 3b (46 GP, -7.5 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40)
9939 Vilfredo Federico Damaso Pareto, 18, 3b (who?)
8964 Yang Liwei, 31, ss (373 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 1.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
9300 General Tazri, 27, ss (314 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, 1.7 ORAP/40)
9361 Jorja Pound Turnipseed, 29, ss (107 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, -5.6 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

8940 Benny the Bull, 32, lf (346 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
9195 Zulaika Mook, 29, lf (334 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 2.3 ORAP/40)
9093 Juicy J, 29, lf (309 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
9203 Mynoghra, 27, lf (228 GP, 0.0 DRAP/40, 0.3 ORAP/40)
8853 St. Zephyrinus, 31, cf (436 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, -1.8 ORAP/40)
9502 Renaldo Balkman, 25, cf (134 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, -6.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
9849 James Harvey Logan, 20, cf (24 GP, -24.3 DRAP/40, -7.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
10063 Jack Daudet, 19, cf
8789 Earl of Gloucester, 33, rf (581 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
8836 Corbin C. Creamerman, 31, rf (434 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
9279 Jack Bruce, 25, rf (92 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
9184 Inpesca, 27, rf (89 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -8.0 ORAP/40)
9830 Anne Hathaway, 22, rf (40 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -10.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
9970 St. Hormisdas, 22, rf (22 GP, -4.9 DRAP/40, -10.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
9832 St. Gelasius I, 23, rf (21 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -14.7 ORAP/40)
9833 Zimone Quandrix Prodigy, 22, rf (2 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -20.0 ORAP/40)
9920 John Michael Nchekwube Obinna, 22, rf

Starters:

8760 Kanye West, 34, sp (1283 IP, 8.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8812 Madame Vastra, 31, sp (795 IP, -0.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8887 Lukasz Marek Fabianski, 32, sp (459 IP, -3.6 PRAA/100 IP)
9330 John Venn, 26, sp (389 IP, -9.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9672 Balthasar, 24, sp (273 IP, -20.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9875 Kermit Carolina, 19, sp (66 IP, -53.2 PRAA/100 IP)
9958 Nurse, 22, sp (30 IP, -63.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
10081 Leila Luik, 19, sp (who?)

Relievers:

9014 Stephan Lichtsteiner, 32, mr (524 IP, 1.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8839 Troilus, 30, mr (499 IP, -6.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9408 Huddersfield Ben, 26, mr (251 IP, -13.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
8967 Fool, 32, rp (262 IP, 6.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9076 Barbara Wright, 28, rp (226 IP, -1.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9272 M'basui Gwandu, 30, rp (208 IP, -3.3 PRAA/100 IP)
9430 Tasha Jefferson, 28, rp (179 IP, -0.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9380 Johnny Rotten, 25, rp (133 IP, -5.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9119 Norah Jones, 29, rp (125 IP, 1.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9237 Loren Gray Beech, 28, rp (122 IP, -10.3 PRAA/100 IP)
9396 New Newton, 24, rp (100 IP, -12.8 PRAA/100 IP)
9388 Picabo Street, 26, rp (81 IP, -18.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9756 Infinite Culcleasure, 23, rp (70 IP, -17.2 PRAA/100 IP)
9263 Jacky Rosen, 27, rp (28 IP, -0.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9679 Chamillionaire, 23, rp (26 IP, -26.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9654 Horrie the Wog Dog, 23, rp (25 IP, -26.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
9976 Florian, 21, rp (who?)
10070 Reneilwe Letsholonyane, 21, rp (who?)
9590 Benoīt Pierre David Assou-Ekotto, 22, rp (who?)