Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 417 Sgt. Slaughter, 28, c (421 G, -0.3 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1102 Meatloaf, 24, c (79 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1111 Maude Findlay, 24, 1b (139 G, 0.1 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1494 John Frusciante, 18, 1b (56 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 28, 2b (372 G, 4.4 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 26, 3b (304 G, -1.0 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1408 Tre Cool, 20, 3b (23 G, -3.8 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1043 Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 25, ss (268 G, -3.2 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1086 Janez Jansa, 22, ss (85 G, -2.7 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 877 Harry Harrison, 26, lf (321 G, 3.4 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 833 Ben Bailey, 26, lf (215 G, -6.1 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 22, cf (192 G, 1.9 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 22, rf (234 G, 4.1 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 27, sp (172 G, 11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 986 Albert Gobat, 25, sp (85 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1328 Jewel Kilcher, 21, sp (78 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 571 Thomas Mars, 27, mr (293 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1519 Bruno Mars, 21, mr (46 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 27, rp (232 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 24, rp (188 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1323 Lisa Loeb, 21, rp (89 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1103 Miles Kurosky, 24, 1b (87 G, -1.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1386 Billie Joe Armstrong, 22, lf (51 G, -6.4 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 997 Connie Willis, 21, mr (31 G, 5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1399 Leslie Feist, 18, sp (who?)
• 1501 Anthony Kiedis, 18, cf (who?)