Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 560 Dobie Gillis, 28, 1b (461 G, -1.5 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 21, 2b (180 G, 1.6 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 82 Ida Tarbell, 32, 3b (459 G, 1.6 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 917 Vernor Vinge, 22, 3b (191 G, 0.6 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 733 Jed Clampett, 27, ss (435 G, 4.3 DR/40, 13.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 884 Wilhelm Roentgen, 26, ss (320 G, -4.7 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 615 J. Pierpont Morgan, 28, lf (468 G, 2.2 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 845 Marcia Brady, 25, lf (303 G, 4.3 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 379 Opie Taylor, 31, cf (453 G, 2.0 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 486 Jack Szostak, 28, cf (379 G, 3.4 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 617 Samantha, 29, rf (381 G, 3.3 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 495 Jonas Grumby, 30, sp (231 G, 12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 419 Black Mage, 29, sp (182 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 24, sp (126 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 911 Elie Ducommun, 24, sp (94 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 945 Ted Baxter, 24, sp (61 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 28, rp (270 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 481 Gilligan, 30, rp (232 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 909 Mary Richards, 24, rp (112 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1337 Vinnie Barbarino, 23, rp (41 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 1095 Michael "Meathead" Stivic, 21, rf (89 G, 3.7 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 21, mr (55 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1430 George Jefferson, 19, c (23 G, -3.1 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 1459 Basil Fawlty, 20, sp (13 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 1484 Felix Unger, 21, rp (who?)