Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 217 Peter Parker, 32, c (398 G, -0.1 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 165 Charles Goren, 32, c (241 G, -0.5 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 541 Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, 28, c (232 G, -4.0 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 36 Oleg Protasov, 32, 1b (409 G, 0.2 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 106 Andy Fire, 30, 1b (314 G, -0.1 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 972 Lou Grant, 23, 1b (149 G, -0.7 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1401 Rowland Hussey Macy, 19, 1b (who?)
• 1035 Calin Popescu-Tariceanu, 20, 1b (who?)
• 1436 Telmo Zarraonandia Montoya, 21, 1b (who?)
• 428 Andrus Ansip, 29, 2b (301 G, -1.5 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 632 Commander Keen, 27, 2b (157 G, -0.2 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1389 Robert Volpe, 19, 2b (who?)
• 681 John O'Hurley, 24, 3b (204 G, -3.9 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 559 Paul Krugman, 27, 3b (178 G, 1.2 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1314 McKey Sullivan, 22, 3b (18 G, -1.1 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1375 Pal Titkos, 20, 3b (who?)
• 1429 Frank Winfield Woolworth, 17, 3b (who?)
• 31 Julio Olarticoechea, 31, ss (452 G, -6.4 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 620 Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, 28, ss (253 G, -0.5 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1031 Cain Marko, 23, ss (12 G, 1.0 DR/40, -22.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1105 Rey Mysterio, 20, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 404 Eugene O'Neill, 31, lf (423 G, 2.0 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 652 Horst Hrubesch, 27, lf (238 G, -1.0 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 549 Boris Grebenshchikov, 27, lf (167 G, 2.5 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 827 Axe Battler, 26, lf (154 G, -1.3 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1045 Ness, 24, lf (85 G, -0.6 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1090 Gediminas Kirkilas, 21, lf (who?)
• 1350 Chad Kroeger, 18, lf (who?)
• 1435 Bobby Wolff, 19, lf (who?)
• 1449 Maynard James Keenan, 19, lf (who?)
• 294 Alvy Singer, 31, cf (461 G, 4.1 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 249 John Cena, 34, cf (416 G, 5.7 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 143 Aldous Huxley, 37, cf (382 G, -4.5 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 526 Mari Kiviniemi, 25, cf (80 G, -1.3 DR/40, -11.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1382 Michael Swanwick, 17, cf (who?)
• 1099 John McClane, 19, cf (who?)
• 618 Boyko Borisov, 27, rf (200 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 974 Paul Reubens, 23, rf (131 G, -5.4 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1298 Mark Cuban, 20, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 98 Thomas J. Watson, 30, sp (209 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 199 Monty Hall, 31, sp (176 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 71 Bronislaw Komorowski, 33, sp (147 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 641 Kim Deal, 27, sp (116 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 687 Philip K. Dick, 23, sp (65 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1023 Bertha von Suttner, 23, sp (27 G, -15.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1450 Christopher Durang, 21, sp (7 G, -25.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1122 Jack Swagger, 19, sp (who?)
• 1312 Lincoln Steffens, 19, sp (who?)
• 1089 Garry Kasparov, 21, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 594 Vectorman, 26, mr (74 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1059 Men Nguyen, 22, mr (47 G, -19.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 233 Albert Brooks, 30, rp (248 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 364 Vic Viper, 37, rp (245 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 155 Jack Vance, 34, rp (221 G, 12.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 104 Seymour Cray, 32, rp (214 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 413 Oscar Wilde, 33, rp (187 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 477 Elaine Marley, 26, rp (154 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 585 Spark, 28, rp (136 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 599 Quinton McHale, 27, rp (133 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 651 Kelly Brook, 27, rp (101 G, -2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 894 Nicole Fox, 24, rp (69 G, -12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1118 Lucidio Sentimenti, 20, rp (23 G, -12.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1124 Jean Genet, 23, rp (4 G, -52.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1046 Arnold Badjou, 22, rp (2 G, 13.3 PRAA/300) (who?)