Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 374 Joey Barnes, 31, c (259 G, 0.8 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 340 Luigi, 31, c (232 G, 1.4 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 708 Greg Lee, 26, c (194 G, -1.2 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 519 Howard Hughes, 24, c (64 G, 2.0 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1355 Paula Vogel, 18, c (who?)
• 1310 Warren Worthington III, 17, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 5 Natalie Merchant, 31, 1b (400 G, 0.7 DR/40, 8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 322 Praetor Fenix, 34, 1b (357 G, -2.4 DR/40, 6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 950 Roger Zelazny, 23, 1b (87 G, -0.6 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1011 Carlos Slim, 21, 1b (who?)
• 1356 William Ramsay, 17, 1b (who?)
• 263 Bar Refaeli, 31, 2b (357 G, -1.0 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 576 Maynard G. Krebs, 26, 2b (246 G, 0.5 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 579 Jerry "The King" Lawler, 27, 2b (147 G, -4.4 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 868 Jan Brady, 25, 2b (47 G, 5.5 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 869 Sergei Stanishev, 23, 2b (26 G, -1.1 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 679 Walter M. Miller, 22, 2b (17 G, -11.3 DR/40, -8.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 272 Laetitia Casta, 36, 3b (336 G, -0.8 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 160 Eddie Kantar, 32, 3b (317 G, 2.4 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 646 Ben Jonson, 27, 3b (241 G, 0.3 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 482 Eric Murray, 26, 3b (172 G, 2.9 DR/40, -10.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 695 Frank Perdue, 26, 3b (33 G, -1.8 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 926 Mike Haggar, 24, 3b (24 G, -4.5 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1078 CM Punk, 21, 3b (who?)
• 91 John D. Rockefeller, 35, ss (361 G, -0.7 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 57 David Cameron, 30, ss (348 G, 3.9 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 369 Agent 99, 29, ss (338 G, 6.7 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1302 Captain Falcon, 21, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 223 Bruce Banner, 33, lf (381 G, -2.0 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 666 Marilyn Manson, 22, lf (93 G, 0.9 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 401 Henrik Ibsen, 30, cf (434 G, 5.5 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1362 Camillo Ticci, 18, cf (who?)
• 3 Michael Stipe, 30, rf (292 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 885 Avram Davidson, 25, rf (138 G, -2.0 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1018 Norman Spinrad, 21, rf (47 G, -5.9 DR/40, -9.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1343 Bertie Ahern, 17, rf (who?)
• 1354 Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington, 20, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 127 Barack Obama, 30, sp (137 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 69 Nicolas Sarkozy, 33, sp (127 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 331 Roland Ironfist, 33, sp (124 G, -3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 472 Tom Bergeron, 27, sp (93 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 712 Ahmad Rashad, 25, sp (73 G, -10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 941 Sue Ann Nivens, 22, sp (18 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1084 Guy Smiley, 22, sp (16 G, -14.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 905 Carmen Electra, 24, sp (14 G, -12.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1334 Kathryn Merteuil, 18, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 99 Forrest Mars, 36, mr (222 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 73 Vaclav Klaus, 30, mr (216 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 97 Cyrus McCormick, 33, mr (211 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 177 Wild Bill Hickok, 32, mr (211 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 411 Moliere, 31, mr (196 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 304 Freddy Krueger, 30, mr (169 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 839 Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, 22, mr (24 G, -14.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1008 Bomberman, 20, mr (10 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1326 Alton Brown, 21, mr (who?)
• 1308 Mick Mars, 18, mr (who?)
• 18 Kurt Cobain, 32, rp (208 G, 4.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 234 Woody Allen, 34, rp (207 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 260 The Grand Wizard, 38, rp (174 G, 9.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 175 Emanuel Lasker, 30, rp (147 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1063 Sergio Roberto Livingstone Pohlhammer, 18, rp (who?)
• 1349 Juan Epstein, 17, rp (who?)
• 1064 Irkalla, 18, rp (who?)
• 1029 Jafar, 19, rp (who?)