Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 342 Alis Landale, 32, c (353 G, -0.2 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 438 Groucho Marx, 30, c (345 G, 0.0 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 557 Steven Chu, 29, c (210 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 943 Damon Albarn, 25, c (138 G, 0.5 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 944 Emil Fischer, 24, c (30 G, 1.5 DR/40, -7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1107 Rolf, 20, c (5 G, 6.4 DR/40, -19.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1397 Ganondorf, 19, c (who?)

Infielders:

• 270 Olga Kurylenko, 33, 1b (501 G, 0.8 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 184 Regis Philbin, 31, 1b (482 G, 0.4 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 162 Oswald Jacoby, 32, 1b (393 G, -0.7 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 982 Lillian Hellman, 24, 1b (53 G, 0.3 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1377 Alcides Ghiggia, 20, 1b (25 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 715 Mark Rutte, 27, 2b (209 G, 1.0 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 458 Black Belt, 28, 2b (196 G, -0.3 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4 Krist Novoselic, 34, 3b (458 G, 1.7 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 493 Nikolai Volkoff, 30, 3b (424 G, -1.9 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 464 Valdis Dombrovskis, 29, 3b (402 G, 1.6 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 440 Sami Kehela, 30, ss (427 G, 0.4 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 963 Noel Gallagher, 26, ss (149 G, 0.6 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 551 Katherine Wei-Sender, 27, ss (137 G, 1.5 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1027 Mushu, 24, ss (57 G, 0.7 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1498 Bobby Drake, 20, ss (who?)
• 1417 Norrin Radd, 22, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 424 Naomi Campbell, 29, lf (454 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 650 Dimitris Christofias, 27, lf (164 G, -6.1 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1062 Mark Zuckerberg, 23, lf (71 G, -0.1 DR/40, -9.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1340 Romano Prodi, 19, lf (4 G, 10.0 DR/40, -19.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1532 Moss Hart, 17, lf (who?)
• 1527 Joe Gaetjens, 18, lf (who?)
• 1528 Menander, 17, lf (who?)
• 714 Wole Soyinka, 27, cf (183 G, 2.5 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 685 Gavin Rossdale, 27, cf (151 G, -5.7 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 1315 David Mamet, 22, cf (94 G, -6.0 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 939 Liam Gallagher, 25, cf (31 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1352 Oliver Queen, 19, cf (who?)
• 1106 George Alec Effinger, 20, cf (who?)
• 1348 Vonda McIntyre, 20, cf (who?)
• 527 Omar Sharif, 28, rf (311 G, 4.2 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 718 Adriana Lima, 28, rf (293 G, 2.5 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 513 Andrew Carnegie, 27, rf (292 G, 0.6 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 980 Simon Ingersoll, 24, rf (47 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1306 Phil Keoghan, 21, rf (5 G, 7.2 DR/40, -24.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 148 Leigh Brackett, 34, sp (163 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 450 William Tenn, 28, sp (157 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 228 Lewis Carroll, 31, sp (150 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 628 Amber Lancaster, 25, sp (23 G, -8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 178 Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, 32, mr (199 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 509 Heinz Fischer, 28, mr (158 G, -9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 465 Cordwainer Smith, 29, mr (137 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1044 Dogmeat, 24, mr (64 G, -13.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1404 Thomas Otway, 18, mr (6 G, -44.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1409 Ann Ward, 18, mr (who?)
• 1495 James Patrick Kelly, 17, mr (who?)
• 358 Pit, 34, rp (213 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 544 King Albert II, 29, rp (199 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 834 Winston Churchill, 25, rp (101 G, -7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 873 Ryu, 24, rp (71 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 862 Darth Vader, 27, rp (53 G, -10.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1017 Isobel Campbell, 22, rp (27 G, -15.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1036 Ralph Willis, 21, rp (23 G, -23.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1432 Gordon Ramsay, 22, rp (3 G, -11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1360 Kilmor, 19, rp (who?)
• 1341 Arnold Horshack, 20, rp (who?)
• 1471 Oscar Madison, 19, rp (who?)