Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 31, c (554 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 25, c (182 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 4.4 ORAP/40)
• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 24, c (159 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 26, 2b (267 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 9492 Mercury Tin, 27, 3b (304 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40)
• 9600 Bevis Mugabi, 25, 3b (134 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -7.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 22, 3b (84 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40)
• 9377 Lionel Pimpin, 28, ss (307 GP, -2.4 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9558 Mickey Mental, 24, cf (273 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)
• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 20, cf (69 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9803 Welcome Bender, 25, rf (188 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40)
• 9837 Zaila Avant-garde, 23, rf (80 GP, 1.8 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9355 Aerial Powers, 26, sp (979 IP, -8.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 26, sp (605 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 19, sp (102 IP, -29.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 21, sp (70 IP, 2.7 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 31, rp (374 IP, 8.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 31, rp (349 IP, 15.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9177 Lieutenant Charlene Sprinkle-Huff, 29, rp (296 IP, 8.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 30, rp (249 IP, 5.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9630 Mussolini Africano, 25, rp (106 IP, 3.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 23, 3b (180 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40)
• 9918 Beethoven Bong, 21, mr (31 IP, -20.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10119 Kurtulus Kalican, 19, sp
• 10170 Peola Smith-Smith, 18, cf
• 10061 Emzy Veazy III, 20, rf
• 10046 Gladstone Dainty, 18, rf