Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 9224 Alexina Graham, 31, c (455 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9347 Showander Descarte, 27, c (161 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)
• 9351 Tiffany Haddish, 27, c (145 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -5.8 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 8978 Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, 32, 1b (572 GP, -1.2 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9293 Sammy Davis Jr., 30, 1b (181 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, 3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10032 Lily Luik, 21, 1b (29 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -11.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9577 Paul Banks, 26, 2b (110 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10093 Smaug, 19, 2b (who?)
• 9035 William Hartnell, 32, 3b (477 GP, 1.1 DRAP/40, 0.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9167 Artis Gilmore, 29, 3b (378 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -3.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9137 Paige Sinclair, 29, 3b (262 GP, -1.4 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)
• 9171 Sam German-Shepherd, 28, 3b (158 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, -0.6 ORAP/40)
• 10169 Antonin Raymond, 20, 3b (2 GP, -20.0 DRAP/40, -34.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10015 Marouane Fellaini-Bakkioui, 19, 3b (who?)
• 10157 Gollum, 18, 3b (who?)
• 10097 Loteki Supernatural Being, 18, 3b (who?)
• 9964 Volo Guide to Monsters, 20, 3b
• 10115 Michael White, 20, 3b (who?)
• 8893 Bridgit Mendler, 31, ss (526 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9507 Carmelo Anthony, 28, ss (312 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, -2.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9440 Dorian Leigh, 26, ss (160 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9231 Neyla Pekarek, 28, ss (155 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, -3.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9559 Amenhotep son of Hapu, 23, ss (136 GP, -3.7 DRAP/40, -8.5 ORAP/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 9123 Goldberg, 32, lf (541 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, 5.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 8797 Christian Rudder, 33, lf (341 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9688 Jet of Iada, 23, lf (101 GP, -4.7 DRAP/40, -4.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9706 Kokain Mothershed, 24, lf (45 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -6.7 ORAP/40)
• 10087 Y'lla, 18, lf
• 8903 Ray Park, 32, cf (482 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, 5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9087 Ian Chesterton, 31, cf (477 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9331 Bella Poarch, 30, cf (317 GP, 0.3 DRAP/40, -3.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9619 Mistress Overdone, 23, cf (6 GP, -7.3 DRAP/40, -26.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10134 Devon Harris, 18, cf (who?)
• 8665 Rosanne Cash, 35, rf (736 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 11.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9517 Amber Hagerman, 25, rf (158 GP, 0.6 DRAP/40, -6.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9671 Friar Laurence, 23, rf (14 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, -12.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9892 The White Rider, 20, rf
• 10117 Macklemore, 18, rf (who?)
• 10158 Flo Rida, 19, rf (who?)

Starters:

• 8511 Lizzo, 36, sp (1813 IP, 13.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8699 Jay-Z, 36, sp (1666 IP, 12.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 8766 Nikkie De Jager, 34, sp (1101 IP, 3.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9071 Henri Giffard, 32, sp (1097 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9081 Nestor Fernando Muslera Micol, 33, sp (759 IP, 6.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9121 Yeb, 29, sp (510 IP, -8.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9327 Glowworm, 26, sp (407 IP, -14.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9576 Pompey Bum, 26, sp (363 IP, -5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9503 Giorgio Chiellini, 26, sp (303 IP, -6.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9443 William Thomson 1st Baron Kelvin, 25, sp (300 IP, -18.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9504 Ernesto Miranda, 24, sp (220 IP, -26.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9465 Bridget Moynahan, 24, sp (216 IP, -11.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9942 Jen Barber, 23, sp (67 IP, -31.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10025 Rod Walker, 18, sp (66 IP, -52.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9838 ScHoolboy Q, 23, sp (63 IP, -31.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9992 Maria Joăo, 23, sp (53 IP, -26.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10165 Elizabeth Swaney, 20, sp (12 IP, -56.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10014 Sköll, 21, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 8996 Jodie Whittaker, 31, mr (707 IP, -6.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9062 Taj Gibson, 30, mr (429 IP, -6.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9438 Mark Jackson, 26, mr (253 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9881 Waka Flocka Flame, 23, mr (142 IP, -25.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9828 Larry Johnson, 24, mr (117 IP, -14.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9948 Norby, 23, mr (80 IP, -33.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9985 Malvina Complainville, 23, mr (52 IP, -49.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9296 Amethyst Valentino, 29, rp (189 IP, 0.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9379 Brittany Beattie, 25, rp (181 IP, -8.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9591 Lupe Fiasco, 24, rp (167 IP, -26.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9520 Tunis van Peenen, 26, rp (104 IP, -0.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9775 Gregory, 23, rp (59 IP, -5.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9536 Freddy Powell, 24, rp (48 IP, -13.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9664 Jeff Galloway, 25, rp (38 IP, -43.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10135 Dudley Stokes, 20, rp (who?)