Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 8943 IV Seacat, 32, c (599 GP, 2.2 DRAP/40, -1.9 ORAP/40)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 26, c (217 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40)
• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 25, c (194 GP, -1.9 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 27, 2b (304 GP, 4.5 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)
• 9492 Mercury Tin, 28, 3b (343 GP, 1.9 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 24, 3b (209 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 23, 3b (129 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40)
• 10085 St. Felix IV, 23, ss (120 GP, -4.4 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9558 Mickey Mental, 25, cf (311 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -1.5 ORAP/40)
• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 21, cf (106 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -3.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9837 Zaila Avant-garde, 24, rf (120 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -0.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10061 Emzy Veazy III, 21, rf (12 GP, -9.0 DRAP/40, -15.3 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9355 Aerial Powers, 27, sp (1076 IP, -8.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 27, sp (706 IP, 4.6 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 20, sp (157 IP, -16.1 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 22, sp (154 IP, -1.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 32, rp (402 IP, 8.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 32, rp (374 IP, 14.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 31, rp (268 IP, 5.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9630 Mussolini Africano, 26, rp (112 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10226 Dallas Creamer, 20, rp (16 IP, 2.5 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9803 Welcome Bender, 26, rf (216 GP, 1.3 DRAP/40, -2.6 ORAP/40)
• 9600 Bevis Mugabi, 26, 3b (134 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -7.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10119 Kurtulus Kalican, 20, sp
• 10212 Holden Rosen Grupp, 21, rp
• 10046 Gladstone Dainty, 19, rf