Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 9542 Swindly Lint, 27, c (248 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40)
• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 26, c (240 GP, -1.5 DRAP/40, 1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10317 Misty Mints, 19, c (33 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 4.7 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 28, 2b (343 GP, 4.7 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 25, 3b (251 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, 0.0 ORAP/40)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 24, 3b (175 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40)
• 10085 St. Felix IV, 24, ss (166 GP, -3.6 DRAP/40, 2.9 ORAP/40)
• 10332 Quinn Commandant, 21, ss (37 GP, 6.4 DRAP/40, 3.9 ORAP/40)
• 10322 Shackleford Stanwick, 21, ss (32 GP, 6.1 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9837 Zaila Avant-garde, 25, lf (165 GP, -0.1 DRAP/40, -0.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9508 Gwen Stefani, 28, cf (290 GP, 3.6 DRAP/40, 1.0 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 22, cf (143 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -1.4 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 28, sp (823 IP, 5.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 21, sp (242 IP, -12.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 23, sp (230 IP, 7.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10119 Kurtulus Kalican, 21, sp (77 IP, -10.6 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 33, rp (429 IP, 9.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 33, rp (388 IP, 15.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9210 Shuntavyious Primes-Willes, 32, rp (283 IP, 4.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9630 Mussolini Africano, 27, rp (139 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10226 Dallas Creamer, 21, rp (39 IP, 2.3 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9558 Mickey Mental, 26, cf (333 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 9600 Bevis Mugabi, 27, 3b (134 GP, 3.3 DRAP/40, -7.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10061 Emzy Veazy III, 22, rf (12 GP, -9.0 DRAP/40, -15.3 ORAP/40)
• 10308 Rusty Justice, 20, rp
• 10212 Holden Rosen Grupp, 22, rp
• 10046 Gladstone Dainty, 20, rf