Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 9542 Swindly Lint, 28, c (282 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 4.9 ORAP/40)
• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 27, c (281 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10317 Misty Mints, 20, c (66 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 9548 Mathdaniel Squirrel, 29, 2b (379 GP, 4.2 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 26, 3b (294 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, -0.2 ORAP/40)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 25, 3b (219 GP, -0.8 DRAP/40, 6.3 ORAP/40)
• 10085 St. Felix IV, 25, ss (206 GP, -3.5 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40)
• 10322 Shackleford Stanwick, 22, ss (64 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 3.8 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9837 Zaila Avant-garde, 26, lf (210 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9508 Gwen Stefani, 29, cf (321 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 23, cf (178 GP, 1.5 DRAP/40, -0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10332 Quinn Commandant, 22, rf (77 GP, 5.4 DRAP/40, 4.0 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9665 Beanbag Amerika, 29, sp (921 IP, 6.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 24, sp (320 IP, 5.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 22, sp (296 IP, -10.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10119 Kurtulus Kalican, 22, sp (103 IP, -9.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10416 Kadin Kightlinger, 20, sp (83 IP, -8.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 8974 Ghengis Muskox, 34, rp (458 IP, 9.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9201 Aristotle Socrates, 34, rp (412 IP, 14.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10226 Dallas Creamer, 22, rp (60 IP, 5.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10308 Rusty Justice, 21, rp (16 IP, -21.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9558 Mickey Mental, 27, cf (333 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 10061 Emzy Veazy III, 23, rf (12 GP, -9.0 DRAP/40, -15.3 ORAP/40)
• 10412 IV Stucker, 21, rf
• 10439 Wheaton Jackoboice, 18, lf
• 10212 Holden Rosen Grupp, 23, rp
• 10046 Gladstone Dainty, 21, rf