Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 28, c (319 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 29, c (315 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 5.1 ORAP/40)
• 10317 Misty Mints, 21, c (114 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 10466 Lancelot Supersad Jr., 19, 2b (29 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -18.1 ORAP/40)
• 10426 Taylor Goldsmith, 20, 2b (11 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -10.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 27, 3b (334 GP, 2.6 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 26, 3b (261 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 7.4 ORAP/40)
• 10085 St. Felix IV, 26, ss (244 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40)
• 10322 Shackleford Stanwick, 23, ss (100 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -0.4 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 24, cf (211 GP, 2.0 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10332 Quinn Commandant, 23, rf (111 GP, 4.8 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40)
• 10061 Emzy Veazy III, 24, rf (51 GP, -11.9 DRAP/40, -5.3 ORAP/40)
• 10046 Gladstone Dainty, 22, rf (39 GP, -2.7 DRAP/40, -8.7 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 25, sp (408 IP, 2.4 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 23, sp (384 IP, -6.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10416 Kadin Kightlinger, 21, sp (151 IP, -2.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10119 Kurtulus Kalican, 23, sp (145 IP, -9.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 10226 Dallas Creamer, 23, rp (93 IP, -2.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10308 Rusty Justice, 22, rp (30 IP, -11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10212 Holden Rosen Grupp, 24, rp (23 IP, -16.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10510 Dudley Softly, 21, rp (17 IP, -18.8 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9558 Mickey Mental, 28, cf (333 GP, 1.2 DRAP/40, -2.0 ORAP/40)
• 9837 Zaila Avant-garde, 27, lf (210 GP, -0.2 DRAP/40, -2.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10412 IV Stucker, 22, rf
• 10439 Wheaton Jackoboice, 19, lf
• 10467 Jaquiski Tartt, 17, mr (who?)
• 10505 Queeniemoney Hughey, 21, cf