Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 29, c (361 GP, -0.9 DRAP/40, 0.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 30, c (349 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40)
• 10317 Misty Mints, 22, c (125 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 10598 Cash Money, 21, 2b (40 GP, 0.7 DRAP/40, 7.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 28, 3b (376 GP, 2.8 DRAP/40, 0.1 ORAP/40)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 27, 3b (305 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 8.3 ORAP/40)
• 10085 St. Felix IV, 27, ss (283 GP, -2.8 DRAP/40, 2.0 ORAP/40)
• 10322 Shackleford Stanwick, 24, ss (137 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -1.0 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 10439 Wheaton Jackoboice, 20, lf (12 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, -13.3 ORAP/40)
• 9558 Mickey Mental, 29, cf (373 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 25, cf (251 GP, 3.0 DRAP/40, 0.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10332 Quinn Commandant, 24, rf (147 GP, 3.9 DRAP/40, 5.4 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9258 Bernie Sanders, 32, sp (1223 IP, 3.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 26, sp (500 IP, 4.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 24, sp (471 IP, -3.3 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10416 Kadin Kightlinger, 22, sp (223 IP, -3.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10610 Pleasant Crump, 21, sp (38 IP, -7.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 10467 Jaquiski Tartt, 18, mr (25 IP, -6.8 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10226 Dallas Creamer, 24, rp (121 IP, -0.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10308 Rusty Justice, 23, rp (57 IP, -3.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10212 Holden Rosen Grupp, 25, rp (35 IP, -14.4 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 10046 Gladstone Dainty, 23, rf (63 GP, -5.8 DRAP/40, -9.8 ORAP/40)
• 10505 Queeniemoney Hughey, 22, rf (18 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -16.4 ORAP/40)
• 10426 Taylor Goldsmith, 21, 2b (11 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, -10.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10412 IV Stucker, 23, rf
• 10567 Sunshine Crump, 19, cf
• 10590 Dr. Jihad Slim, 21, 1b