Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 30, c (403 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 1.3 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9542 Swindly Lint, 31, c (389 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 6.5 ORAP/40)
• 10317 Misty Mints, 23, c (158 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 0.9 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 10598 Cash Money, 22, 2b (83 GP, 0.5 DRAP/40, 1.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9766 Ga'Quincy McKinstry, 29, 3b (415 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, -0.5 ORAP/40)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 28, 3b (348 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 8.5 ORAP/40)
• 10085 St. Felix IV, 28, ss (326 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 2.5 ORAP/40)
• 10322 Shackleford Stanwick, 25, ss (164 GP, 0.8 DRAP/40, -2.1 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 9558 Mickey Mental, 30, cf (401 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40)
• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 26, cf (295 GP, 2.4 DRAP/40, 2.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9738 Paul Labile Pogba, 27, rf (255 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 5.9 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10332 Quinn Commandant, 25, rf (189 GP, 3.9 DRAP/40, 4.5 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 9258 Bernie Sanders, 33, sp (1273 IP, 3.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 27, sp (602 IP, 5.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 25, sp (561 IP, 0.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10416 Kadin Kightlinger, 23, sp (267 IP, -3.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10610 Pleasant Crump, 22, sp (76 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)

Relievers:

• 9622 Liberius, 32, mr (743 IP, 16.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10467 Jaquiski Tartt, 19, mr (57 IP, 0.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10226 Dallas Creamer, 25, rp (153 IP, 2.8 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10308 Rusty Justice, 24, rp (77 IP, -3.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 10212 Holden Rosen Grupp, 26, rp (47 IP, -12.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10439 Wheaton Jackoboice, 21, lf (31 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -11.2 ORAP/40)
• 10505 Queeniemoney Hughey, 23, rf (18 GP, 0.4 DRAP/40, -16.4 ORAP/40)
• 10567 Sunshine Crump, 20, cf (10 GP, -6.8 DRAP/40, -4.8 ORAP/40)
• 10791 Forrestina Calf Boss Ribs, 20, sp (9 IP, -95.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10764 Babypaz de la Vega Jr., 19, rp