Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 9542 Swindly Lint, 32, c (426 GP, -0.5 DRAP/40, 7.5 ORAP/40)
• 10317 Misty Mints, 24, c (207 GP, -1.1 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40)

Infielders:

• 10598 Cash Money, 23, 2b (126 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, 0.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9907 Lyric Generals, 29, 3b (394 GP, -0.7 DRAP/40, 7.6 ORAP/40)
• 10085 St. Felix IV, 29, ss (366 GP, -2.6 DRAP/40, 2.8 ORAP/40)
• 10322 Shackleford Stanwick, 26, ss (191 GP, 0.1 DRAP/40, -1.2 ORAP/40)
• 10890 Qshondrickson Doran, 21, ss (20 GP, 1.6 DRAP/40, 4.2 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 10073 Hunter Jumper, 27, cf (338 GP, 3.1 DRAP/40, 2.1 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10567 Sunshine Crump, 21, cf (33 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, -4.2 ORAP/40)
• 9738 Paul Labile Pogba, 28, rf (301 GP, -1.3 DRAP/40, 7.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 10332 Quinn Commandant, 26, rf (228 GP, 4.3 DRAP/40, 5.0 ORAP/40)
• 10505 Queeniemoney Hughey, 24, rf (44 GP, -0.4 DRAP/40, -2.8 ORAP/40)

Starters:

• 10162 Shyanthony Synigal, 28, sp (683 IP, 3.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 9941 Paige Satchell, 26, sp (665 IP, 4.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10416 Kadin Kightlinger, 24, sp (330 IP, -0.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10791 Forrestina Calf Boss Ribs, 21, sp (81 IP, -21.0 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 9622 Liberius, 33, mr (786 IP, 14.6 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10467 Jaquiski Tartt, 20, mr (86 IP, 7.0 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10226 Dallas Creamer, 26, rp (165 IP, 2.1 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10308 Rusty Justice, 25, rp (104 IP, -2.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10834 Reangelo Decaster, 21, rp (19 IP, 22.2 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 9880 Marmaduke Hussey, 31, c (430 GP, -0.6 DRAP/40, 0.7 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 9558 Mickey Mental, 31, cf (401 GP, 1.4 DRAP/40, -1.7 ORAP/40)
• 10610 Pleasant Crump, 23, sp (76 IP, -3.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 10212 Holden Rosen Grupp, 27, rp (47 IP, -12.7 PRAA/100 IP)
• 10439 Wheaton Jackoboice, 22, lf (31 GP, -3.1 DRAP/40, -11.2 ORAP/40)
• 10882 Dicaprio Bootle, 21, 2b