Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 998 Cedric the Owl, 26, c (161 G, 1.5 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1043 Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 26, 1b (268 G, -3.2 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 29, 2b (372 G, 4.4 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 20, 2b (34 G, 5.5 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 27, 3b (304 G, -1.0 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 667 Cornelius Vanderbilt, 27, 3b (291 G, 1.0 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1086 Janez Jansa, 23, ss (85 G, -2.7 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 21, ss (42 G, -5.8 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 877 Harry Harrison, 27, lf (321 G, 3.4 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 582 Emily Haines, 28, cf (216 G, 1.1 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 23, cf (192 G, 1.9 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 23, rf (234 G, 4.1 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 25, rf (139 G, 0.1 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 28, sp (172 G, 11.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 986 Albert Gobat, 26, sp (85 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1328 Jewel Kilcher, 22, sp (78 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 571 Thomas Mars, 28, mr (293 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 964 Larry Niven, 25, mr (137 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1519 Bruno Mars, 22, mr (46 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 25, rp (188 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1323 Lisa Loeb, 22, rp (89 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 1494 John Frusciante, 19, c (56 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1386 Billie Joe Armstrong, 23, lf (51 G, -6.4 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1408 Tre Cool, 21, 3b (23 G, -3.8 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1678 Meg White, 19, rp (who?)
• 1501 Anthony Kiedis, 19, cf (who?)