Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 596 David E. Shaw, 29, c (354 G, 0.6 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 560 Dobie Gillis, 29, 1b (461 G, -1.5 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 884 Wilhelm Roentgen, 27, 1b (320 G, -4.7 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1020 Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, 22, 2b (180 G, 1.6 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1052 Enrico Fermi, 26, 3b (247 G, 2.2 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 917 Vernor Vinge, 23, 3b (191 G, 0.6 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 221 Clark Kent, 33, ss (598 G, -1.0 DR/40, 9.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 733 Jed Clampett, 28, ss (435 G, 4.3 DR/40, 13.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 615 J. Pierpont Morgan, 29, lf (468 G, 2.2 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 486 Jack Szostak, 29, cf (379 G, 3.4 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 845 Marcia Brady, 26, rf (303 G, 4.3 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1095 Michael "Meathead" Stivic, 22, rf (89 G, 3.7 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 495 Jonas Grumby, 31, sp (231 G, 12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 961 Rhoda Morgenstern, 25, sp (126 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1459 Basil Fawlty, 21, sp (13 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 911 Elie Ducommun, 25, mr (94 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 496 Eunice Wentworth Howell, 29, rp (270 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 481 Gilligan, 31, rp (232 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 909 Mary Richards, 25, rp (112 G, -1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1337 Vinnie Barbarino, 24, rp (41 G, 3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1649 Arthur Fonzarelli, 20, rp (15 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 617 Samantha, 30, c (381 G, 3.3 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 915 Anders Fogh Rasmussen, 25, c (263 G, 1.4 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1026 Dr. Robert Hartley, 22, mr (55 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1430 George Jefferson, 20, c (23 G, -3.1 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1689 Richie Cunningham, 20, sp (who?)