Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 1102 Meatloaf, 25, c (79 G, 0.4 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 487 Marty McFly, 31, 1b (466 G, -2.3 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 429 Jeff Buckley, 31, 1b (450 G, 0.2 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 422 Roger Wilco, 30, 1b (376 G, -1.2 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 504 Tom Steitz, 27, 1b (333 G, -0.6 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 841 Knuckles the Echidna, 24, 1b (165 G, -0.7 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 995 Moby, 26, 1b (109 G, -1.5 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1103 Miles Kurosky, 25, 1b (87 G, -1.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1322 William Gibson, 20, 1b (12 G, -6.3 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 1461 Jeff Sutphen, 21, 1b (9 G, 0.9 DR/40, -18.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 418 Salmon P. Chase, 31, 2b (434 G, -1.4 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 531 Eric the Unready, 30, 2b (278 G, -1.9 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1012 Adrian Veidt, 26, 2b (149 G, -2.4 DR/40, -8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1096 Archie Bunker, 25, 2b (89 G, -0.1 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 82 Ida Tarbell, 33, 3b (459 G, 1.6 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 427 Amelie Poulain, 31, ss (496 G, 0.8 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 247 Yokozuna, 33, ss (452 G, 6.4 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 639 Sonic the Hedgehog, 30, ss (376 G, -0.9 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 516 Enzo Scifo, 29, ss (318 G, 3.3 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 556 Viktor Orban, 29, ss (231 G, -2.9 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 1070 Hendrik Lorentz, 23, ss (155 G, -7.5 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 1418 Caroline Rhea, 23, ss (57 G, -4.7 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 833 Ben Bailey, 27, lf (215 G, -6.1 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 936 Terence, 25, lf (171 G, -0.2 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 589 Fulvio Fantoni, 29, lf (62 G, -4.5 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 379 Opie Taylor, 32, cf (453 G, 2.0 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 948 Dan Dreiberg, 27, cf (253 G, 0.9 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1317 Robert Koch, 23, cf (118 G, -6.7 DR/40, -4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1016 Chairman Kaga, 25, cf (108 G, -5.6 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1300 Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, 21, cf (2 G, 0.0 DR/40, -28.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 1321 J'onn J'onnz, 20, cf (who?)
• 934 Niels Finsen, 27, rf (204 G, -5.0 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 123 Gabriel Garcia Marquez, 35, sp (208 G, 5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 492 Ginger Grant, 31, sp (190 G, -3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 303 Benjamin Willis, 35, sp (185 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 467 William Colgate, 28, sp (148 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 860 Boba Fett, 28, sp (101 G, -6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 945 Ted Baxter, 25, sp (61 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1428 Lester del Rey, 20, sp (who?)
• 1511 Klas Pontus Arnoldson, 21, sp (who?)
• 1324 Ted Ditchburn, 24, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 494 Voltaire, 30, mr (245 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1000 John Crowley, 24, mr (108 G, -6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 846 Bushwhacker Butch, 26, mr (103 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 483 Corak, 29, rp (270 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 205 Bill Cullen, 32, rp (265 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 226 Mark Twain, 32, rp (259 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 461 Virgil, 31, rp (246 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 420 Sir Arthur, 30, rp (223 G, 4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 430 King Carl XVI Gustaf, 31, rp (220 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 514 Queen Margrethe II, 30, rp (213 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 435 Candice Swanepoel, 30, rp (204 G, -7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 537 Dino Zoff, 28, rp (193 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 419 Black Mage, 30, rp (182 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 607 Ted Turner, 29, rp (168 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 882 Luigi Pirandello, 27, rp (141 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 532 Alanis Morissette, 28, rp (131 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 506 Warrax the Chaos Warrior, 29, rp (120 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 736 Ken Masters, 28, rp (116 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 919 Theodor Mommsen, 23, rp (87 G, -8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1330 King Gustaf VI Adolf, 21, rp (who?)
• 1477 Rodney Dangerfield, 21, rp (who?)
• 1518 Al Snow, 21, rp (who?)
• 1484 Felix Unger, 22, rp (who?)