Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 998 Cedric the Owl, 27, c (196 G, 1.4 DR/40, -5.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 1043 Richard Brinsley Sheridan, 27, 1b (313 G, -2.8 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1643 Evan Dando, 18, 1b (13 G, 2.2 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1657 Rostam Batmanglij, 21, 2b (67 G, 2.8 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 667 Cornelius Vanderbilt, 28, 3b (314 G, 1.1 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1408 Tre Cool, 22, 3b (32 G, -2.9 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 1086 Janez Jansa, 24, ss (111 G, -2.8 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 1662 Eddie Vedder, 22, ss (82 G, -1.4 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 877 Harry Harrison, 28, lf (368 G, 3.1 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 1386 Billie Joe Armstrong, 24, lf (71 G, -8.6 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 988 Brandon Flowers, 24, cf (227 G, 1.2 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 983 Beck Hansen, 24, rf (274 G, 3.8 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 1111 Maude Findlay, 26, rf (186 G, 0.1 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 675 Rydia of Mist, 28, sp (164 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 931 Antal Szabo, 24, sp (58 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 571 Thomas Mars, 29, mr (299 G, 7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 964 Larry Niven, 26, mr (162 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 954 Barry N. Malzberg, 25, mr (119 G, -3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1519 Bruno Mars, 23, mr (74 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 26, rp (213 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1323 Lisa Loeb, 23, rp (114 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 986 Albert Gobat, 27, sp (98 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1328 Jewel Kilcher, 23, sp (92 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1494 John Frusciante, 20, c (56 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 1678 Meg White, 20, rp (4 G, 6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 1742 Flea, 18, 2b (who?)