Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 11405 Eddie Rabbitt, 29, c (300 GP, 1.7 DRAP/40, 3.1 ORAP/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 11247 Billie Holiday, 29, 1b (438 GP, -1.8 DRAP/40, 10.5 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 11528 Ed Sheeran, 26, 2b (130 GP, 0.2 DRAP/40, -3.4 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12097 Iggy Pop, 20, 2b (26 GP, -9.5 DRAP/40, 2.5 ORAP/40)
• 11393 Dusty Hill, 26, 3b (188 GP, 2.3 DRAP/40, 5.6 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12221 William Goldsmith, 20, 3b (32 GP, 2.1 DRAP/40, -5.4 ORAP/40)
• 11660 Jamie Lynn Spears, 24, ss (191 GP, 3.5 DRAP/40, 8.5 ORAP/40)
• 11637 Hayley Williams, 23, ss (175 GP, -1.0 DRAP/40, 12.1 ORAP/40)

Outfielders:

• 11684 Britney Spears, 24, cf (301 GP, 0.9 DRAP/40, 2.2 ORAP/40)
• 11925 Izzy Stradlin, 22, cf (18 GP, 6.9 DRAP/40, -14.0 ORAP/40)
• 11670 Mallet, 27, rf (255 GP, -1.6 DRAP/40, -1.6 ORAP/40)
• 11422 Alexandra Botez, 26, rf (254 GP, 3.8 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 10947 Jim Eno, 31, sp (1356 IP, 14.9 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11582 Louis Armstrong, 27, sp (785 IP, 19.2 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11249 B. B. King, 30, sp (667 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12145 Charli XCX, 22, sp (42 IP, -1.9 PRAA/100 IP)

Relievers:

• 11074 East Bay Ray, 30, rp (333 IP, 11.7 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11297 Jack Antonoff, 30, rp (317 IP, 18.4 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 11486 Jose Angel Iribar Kortajarena, 27, rp (226 IP, 4.9 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11342 Young Thug, 29, rp (215 IP, 7.5 PRAA/100 IP) (who?)
• 12236 David Bowie, 20, rp (26 IP, -1.1 PRAA/100 IP)

Minors:

• 11536 John Prine, 24, cf (80 GP, -0.3 DRAP/40, -5.2 ORAP/40) (who?)
• 12029 Caroline Polachek, 21, mr (23 IP, -11.0 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11950 Bethany Cosentino, 20, sp (15 IP, -11.3 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12231 Ziggy Stardust, 21, mr (11 IP, -5.5 PRAA/100 IP)
• 11947 Coll Jhamin, 22, rp (11 IP, -21.2 PRAA/100 IP)
• 12175 Ricky Wilson, 18, ss